Squad Leader Archive

The story so far (plus my three words) :

Theres a SquadLeader that drilled his fine rebel squad into starvation with sour over-intoxicating fishak which he got From a drunken marooned pirate captain who was sailing over the rivers of might Endor. They came upon an wookie called Grozdik, who tried to convince them he was Jesus and Mary Chain's step-uncle, twice removed who died of -leprosy, He also- a rancor bite. I Splapped the new composit glves across his face... but before noticing... that he was a chef that Was Holding a bottle of durnii hostage with the Giant Meat Cleaver of Doom! It was bloody with ... Well, you know ... minja-turtly ooze. "Form-up said the squadleader who failed to take cover inside Metal Crate of contraband filled with potatoes that he forgot He was Allergic to. He instantly Jumped out of landspeeder and met a talking Jinda. He said gheebo-abbastad, which means he is forcesensentive! Eventually, the team Killed him because they were bored. Then the ewok became the leader. Too bad he Had no skill At Squad leading

but he did

pee very well

but unfortanly that

potatoes