Squad Leader Archive

It was posted on the commando board.. but I thought I'd bring it over here cause its hilarious..

Here's the URL for the thread if you'd like to read the entire thread.. but i've C/P for your viewing pleasure..

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wisthu wrote:

I am part of the Empire (I strike back) and I have a story for you! You see, I spent 9 days getting 3 ATSTs, well truth be told that was 3 days for 1 and half a day of my ATST doing my missions for the other 2, but that's not important in this story.

You see, I was zone camping the Starport with my ATST's on patrol, well I had one there, one at the medical center and the last one was parked in the cantina, but that's not important either. I was running around killing Rebels left and right, or watching Braveheart. You see, what I am is an Uberleet Gamer and I watch Braveheart while I play. The TV is not exactly in the computer room, but it's close. I just love killing rebels and making the Empire strong.

So, I was watching Braveheart and I thought to myself, man it's been like 2 hours, I wonder who I have killed. So I come back and notice that I had destroyed a bunch of the rebel scum. I quickly death blew a few of them for the faction and went back to watching my movie.

Now the real problem comes in and it makes me MAD. You see, when I finished Braveheart I went to check on my Leet skills and noticed that I was DEAD. Yes, D E A D. I couldn't believe it. I scrolled up and apparently while I was watching Braveheart I had like 5 commandos come and knock me down and blew up the ATST that was camping the starport. THIS IS WRONG. You see, my DEAD ATST killed a few of them while I was afk and kept doing it. Finally, they got enough people together to kill my ATST. I noticed that he killed a few, but that's not important. What is important is the fact that my ATST was killed by 5 of them and he only took out a few.

How can this be? You know, he has 70% resist to everything. A Rocket Launcher does like 1000 and I know they had to shoot it like 17 times at least. No way, they need to be nerfed and nerfed hard. Apparantly when they wacked my ATST come crazy combat medic came up and destroyed all my HAM bars. No way is this cool, I had to spend like 10 minutes in the med center and had only 2 ATSTs left. I'm going to have to do faction missions to replace my loss, well my ATSTs will but that's not important. I think I may have to check on my ATST like every 30 minutes or so, but with my Leet skills I shouldn't have to.

Oh one last thing, no way they should have killed me because I had the BEST armor in the game. I had full suit of high level compostie, mark 3 shield generators, and have multiple copies of the same thing because I have millions and millions of credits from farming missions... well my ATST's did it but that's not important right now. I mean don't the developers watch the movies! Imperials should rule, no rebel scum should even come close to touching us. Also, Ewoks should never have taken out that ATST with 2 logs, I mean they would resist it. They would only do like 20 damage to it. That part of the movie makes me SO MAD. Again, NERF COMMANDOS AND COMBAT MEDIC POISONS BECAUSE IT TOOK A BUNCH TO KILL ME AND MY ATST WHILE I WAS AFK! I shouldn't have to be there to kill rebels because I have an ATST. Don't you watch the MOVIES!?! Heck, I do, while I'm farming and killing rebel scum

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Best thing I've read today!

Of course it's fake, the spelling and grammar are much to good to be from someone who'd be serious about something like that.

It seems fake but that's not important right now, I have seen people with three atst before but that's not important right now either. LOL

deadman, of course it's fake. I don't think anyone here believes it is a 'true' story. It is satire. Someone wrote it to illustrate both the ridiculous ability of almost any SWG players to own three extremely powerful faction pets with few restrictions on their use, AND the attitudes/behaviours of many of the young SWG players who happen to have the free-time to grind the fp necessary to get the AT-STs.

ImP74, heh, heh

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Mik-Kael wrote:
"Ewoks shouldn't have been able to take out AT-ST's with Logs dont you see they resist everything"

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