Smuggler Archive
Thread: Where do Rancors keep their pockets?
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Seanboy
Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:20 am
#1
Got asked to slice a container yesterday that someone told me they just looted of a Rancor, was just wondering why a Rancor would be wandering round with a container containing his CDEF pistol and broken datapad and where he would keep this said item on his person.
If anyone has any thoughts please let me know 
DrevenStrobe
Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:37 am
#3
Maybe he swallowed it...
Just because you loot something, it doesn't necessarily say WHERE you looted it from...
Zeon_Zaku
Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:40 am
#4
"You have pulled a locked container out of an Anceint Bull Rancor's ***
"
KiayaWi
Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:24 am
#5
I'm pretty sure they looted it out of his stomach...I mean think about it:
Little Noob boy goes to Dathomir because his new "friends" told him how cool it is.
Little Noob boy has four possesions: His CDEF Pistol, a melon, a stone knife, and container he can lock it all up in.
Little Noob boy gets attacked by big ugly rancor *Grrrrr* and eaten.
TKM boy decides to go rancor hunting.
TKM boy kills rancor and as he is poking the body for fun happens to slit open the tummy and find Little Noob Boy's container locked up tight with all his earthly posessions 
Of course Little Noob Boy has been all digested up so TKM boy doens't know that's what happened...he just knows that he got this container with a bunch of noobish crap in it.
And that is where the rancor had the locked conatiner hidden.
Seanboy
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:17 am
#6
KiayaWi wrote:
I'm pretty sure they looted it out of his stomach...I mean think about it:
Little Noob boy goes to Dathomir because his new "friends" told him how cool it is.
Little Noob boy has four possesions: His CDEF Pistol, a melon, a stone knife, and container he can lock it all up in.
Little Noob boy gets attacked by big ugly rancor *Grrrrr* and eaten.
TKM boy decides to go rancor hunting.
TKM boy kills rancor and as he is poking the body for fun happens to slit open the tummy and find Little Noob Boy's container locked up tight with all his earthly posessions
Of course Little Noob Boy has been all digested up so TKM boy doens't know that's what happened...he just knows that he got this container with a bunch of noobish crap in it.
And that is where the rancor had the locked conatiner hidden.
Man - your a genius - I just thought that maybe rancors had jackets that they take off before they attack
Seanboy
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:29 am
#7
Seanboy wrote:
KiayaWi wrote:
I'm pretty sure they looted it out of his stomach...I mean think about it:
Little Noob boy goes to Dathomir because his new "friends" told him how cool it is.
Little Noob boy has four possesions: His CDEF Pistol, a melon, a stone knife, and container he can lock it all up in.
Little Noob boy gets attacked by big ugly rancor *Grrrrr* and eaten.
TKM boy decides to go rancor hunting.
TKM boy kills rancor and as he is poking the body for fun happens to slit open the tummy and find Little Noob Boy's container locked up tight with all his earthly posessions
Of course Little Noob Boy has been all digested up so TKM boy doens't know that's what happened...he just knows that he got this container with a bunch of noobish crap in it.
And that is where the rancor had the locked conatiner hidden.
And I used the term "man" in a kinda Cali dude sense
I know for a fact that your a highly attractive female Bothan. /wink 
yimaz
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:33 am
#8
Seanboy wrote:
KiayaWi wrote:
I'm pretty sure they looted it out of his stomach...I mean think about it:
Little Noob boy goes to Dathomir because his new "friends" told him how cool it is.
Little Noob boy has four possesions: His CDEF Pistol, a melon, a stone knife, and container he can lock it all up in.
Little Noob boy gets attacked by big ugly rancor *Grrrrr* and eaten.
TKM boy decides to go rancor hunting.
TKM boy kills rancor and as he is poking the body for fun happens to slit open the tummy and find Little Noob Boy's container locked up tight with all his earthly posessions
Of course Little Noob Boy has been all digested up so TKM boy doens't know that's what happened...he just knows that he got this container with a bunch of noobish crap in it.
And that is where the rancor had the locked conatiner hidden.
Man - your a genius - I just thought that maybe rancors had jackets that they take off before they attack
Rancors donthave cool jackets? Man I was for sure with you on that one. Like a members only style would look good on them. 
Seanboy
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:36 am
#9
Man - your a genius - I just thought that maybe rancors had jackets that they take off before they attack
Rancors donthave cool jackets? Man I was for sure with you on that one. Like a members only style would look good on them.
yeah - I kinda had then pictured in a tux, smart jacket, shirt and tie, shiney shoes etc
Maybe I need to get out more
KiayaWi
Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:19 pm
#10
Seanboy wrote:
And I used the term "man" in a kinda Cali dude sense
I know for a fact that your a highly attractive female Bothan. /wink
You do? *starts to wonder who this is that has actually seen her*
*smile*
yimaz
Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:35 pm
#11
KiayaWi wrote:
Seanboy wrote:
And I used the term "man" in a kinda Cali dude sense
I know for a fact that your a highly attractive female Bothan. /wink
You do? *starts to wonder who this is that has actually seen her*
*smile*
I think it just goes with out saying that any woman living on the edge and running illegal goods (i.e. smuggler chicks)must be damn sexy! 
KiayaWi
Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:47 pm
#12
yimaz wrote:
KiayaWi wrote:
Seanboy wrote:
And I used the term "man" in a kinda Cali dude sense
I know for a fact that your a highly attractive female Bothan. /wink
You do? *starts to wonder who this is that has actually seen her*
*smile*
I think it just goes with out saying that any woman living on the edge and running illegal goods (i.e. smuggler chicks)must be damn sexy!
This is true *wink* just remember not to kiss them...we apparently cause people to wind up missing 
DrevenStrobe
Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:15 pm
#13
Maybe he swallowed it...
Just because you loot something, it doesn't necessarily say WHERE you looted it from...
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