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Thread: A good laugh that I had today as a Smuggler

SithRouge77
Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:45 pm
#1

okay, so im at Coronet and some idiot /tells me..heres the dualogue(not perfectly intact the way he said it, but really really close)


me: /shout SLICING WEAPONS REALLY CHEAP!!!!!!!BUY A SLICE FROM ME AND RECIEVE A FREE GIFT!!!!!!!!


idiot: okay, so you are offering free slices?


me: no, i am saying that if you buy my slice, you get a free gift.


idiot: well i am just the type of person who has to correct people on their language. The gift could contain a free slice.


me: it could, but you wouldnt figure that out by my shout, and besides it's a shadowpaw


idiot: no your wrong, im right


******************************************/ignore idiot**********************************************



---Luke's about to give lasik surgery to a woman---
OBI-WAN : Luke use the force
LUKE : Really cause i was jus
OBI-WAN : Ju just use the force
LUKE : okay....
---Lightsabver goes through womans eyes-
==FAMILY GUY==
Lonelan
Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:28 pm
#2

Really. Shoulda posted that idiot's name, so we could black list him. Stupid people don't deserve better weapons.


And you forgot to finish your family guy quote!!


--Lightsaber goes through woman's eye (and out the back of her head)--

Woman screams.


Luke: Are you happy now?

Obi-Won: I've never been happy.



Master Smuggler of Chilastra since August 2003. Master of everything since the CU.
Lonelan - Jedi Padawan, Badge Hunter.
Extil - Master Smuggler, Respec Master Bounty Hunter (Boba + Han = ?)
"I think this whole thing is about as pointless as Peter's cow kite."
"I'm gonna turn you into poo!" SOE re: Star Wars...I mean Chris re: Twinkies.
- I support Firefly and Family Guy! Fox needs to keep good shows!
...has mastered the Pilot profession. B1tches.
Zeon_Zaku
Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:27 pm
#3

Gotta love the idiots.
Just another reason I never give anything for free. Besides the fact that I'm a cheapskate.



NDegwin Tze'Midak N
(Gorath) Smuggler/Commando/Rebel Space Pirate Ace
Captain of the Tokyo Mew Mew
"This flag stands for freedom. I live for what it stands for!"
(~Tze'Midak Family Biography~ * ~Degwin's Smuggling Site~ *~Blue Banshees~)


SithRouge77
Sun May 01, 2005 8:06 am
#4

lol



---Luke's about to give lasik surgery to a woman---
OBI-WAN : Luke use the force
LUKE : Really cause i was jus
OBI-WAN : Ju just use the force
LUKE : okay....
---Lightsabver goes through womans eyes-
==FAMILY GUY==
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