Smuggler Archive
Thread: Not all newbies are bad! :-)
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Olinia
Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:54 pm
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Was getting healed and well was kinda low on credits (buying grinding pistols, kits, clamps, etc..) so tipped what I could and offered to slice my medic's lance.
Explained what slicing meant and the basics about it being random. She traded and I got one of my lowest slices ever.. a 11% speed slice. Took 0.8 off the speed. But she said "Still 11% better than what I had".
Had a few others react the same way :-) Maybe now we are getting the nice newbies since those looking for uber loot are moving to other games. Course I did get a few that were a bit demanding, no need for add ignore.. just sent them packing to others. I slice on my terms, besides my idiot/annoyance tax is 125k per %... if they want to pay that... the server gods can have my first born if I can get all max slices :-)
And for the record, I'm not wearing any titles... after all smugglers are supposed to keep a low profile folks :-P
Bad Newbie "Can you slice weapons"
Me "Yes"
* bad newbie wants to trade
Me "hmm? Presents for me? "
Bad Newbie "No, slice my stuff"
Me "I slice on my terms. And we have not talked about them."
Bad Newbie "Just slice them."
Me "Uh nope. Have a nice day, and do not lick stormies."
* Bad Newbie has challenged you to a duel
Me "Sorry I don't duel."
Bad Newbie starts walking off
*Accepts duel
*Healthshot1
*Healthshot2
*end duel
Gave him a going away present
Explained what slicing meant and the basics about it being random. She traded and I got one of my lowest slices ever.. a 11% speed slice. Took 0.8 off the speed. But she said "Still 11% better than what I had".
Had a few others react the same way :-) Maybe now we are getting the nice newbies since those looking for uber loot are moving to other games. Course I did get a few that were a bit demanding, no need for add ignore.. just sent them packing to others. I slice on my terms, besides my idiot/annoyance tax is 125k per %... if they want to pay that... the server gods can have my first born if I can get all max slices :-)
And for the record, I'm not wearing any titles... after all smugglers are supposed to keep a low profile folks :-P
Bad Newbie "Can you slice weapons"
Me "Yes"
* bad newbie wants to trade
Me "hmm? Presents for me? "
Bad Newbie "No, slice my stuff"
Me "I slice on my terms. And we have not talked about them."
Bad Newbie "Just slice them."
Me "Uh nope. Have a nice day, and do not lick stormies."
* Bad Newbie has challenged you to a duel
Me "Sorry I don't duel."
Bad Newbie starts walking off
*Accepts duel
*Healthshot1
*Healthshot2
*end duel
Gave him a going away present
Olinia
Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:56 pm
#2
ack why did this get posted otuside the thread :-/ guess the forums don't like me
Ternque01
Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:03 pm
#3
LOL, good story. For jerks who demand like that.... I usually slice their stuff and give it back to them without saying anything... more money for me.
Boycarino
Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:34 am
#4
heheheh...
I've had some new guys happy with crappy slices mostly cuz they don't know any better. I HATE bad slices...I really do.
Good work on the bad noob! Loves it.
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