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Thread: Unlocking the FS slot, the Smuggler Way

GJHipius
Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:29 pm
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Warning: this is TOTALLY meant as humor. I would never dream of being this mean and trying this, and don't endorse it to you either.


"Unlocking the Force Sensitive slot, the Smuggler Way"


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During the jedi revamp, I suddenly found my jedi slot disappeared from the loading screen. Upon signing on as my original character, I got the messages intended for the jedi character about choosing jedi skills to convert, but then my client crashed. When I reloaded and signed back on, my main character was as it was, with no force sensitivity, and my jedi slot is gone. Please help. Love and kisses, FrancisUberPlayah


CSR_UncleErnie: I'm sorry to hear your difficulties regarding the jedi conversion process. I have checked your account history, but there is no record of a jedi slot available.


FrancisUberPlayah: OMG, it DELETED IT COMPLETELY? You've got to get it back! I had seven lightsabers, including one of the most UBERSABERS ever on there! Please help! And I had 20 million credits!


CSR_UncleErnie: I'm sorry you're having such trouble. We regret to say that there is no way to restore lost items that were on deleted character slots.


FrancisUberPlayah: *sigh* That's okay, I guess. I understand you've got so much to deal with in taking care of all the problems with the new update, and people all want their problems solved immediately. I imaginethey're real mean, too, because you can't do everything for them, and they don't appreciate how difficult it is taking care of all their troubles. I understand, man... I can make more lightsabers and earn more credits... thanks for all the hard work you've done.


CSR_UncleErnie: Please wait for tomorrow's server reset; at that time, your character's force sensitivity should be restored so that you can restart fresh. We apologize for the inconvenience, and thanks very much for your understanding and your kind words.


FrancisUberPlayah: No, thank *you*.



Snicker-snicker... heh.


I wish you could get force sensitivity unlocked for having a good sense of humor. LOL


- Ivani Obsidiate -





- Ivani Obsidiate (ranking nobility of Ryloth, in exile)

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... Critical Failure Collector: Has earned 10,000 critical failures
... Deathblow Collector: Has earned 2,500 deathblows
... has mastered the Incapacitated profession
... has mastered the Embarassing Mis-tell profession
... has visited the birthplace of Padme Amidala's mentally deranged hairdresser
... has mastered the Being Nerfed by System Updates profession
... has mastered being Jack of All Trades, Master of None
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