Smuggler Archive
Thread: A fine morning in Keren
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Gaitan
Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:25 am
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"Okay kid there ya go. You're a Master Smuggler now." the Trainer told me.
"Great! What do I smuggle first?"
"Huh?"
"Smuggle. S-m-u-g-g-l-e. I'm a smuggler. A rouge and rapscallion. Sneaky and stealthy and able to move illegal substances around the galaxy. C'mon, gimme a mission. I got a spaceship and everything."
(Trainer smiles) "That's great kid. Have a good time. NEXT!"
"Hey wait a minute. How can I be a Master Smuggler and not have anything to smuggle?"
"Did you make illegal spices?"
"Lots of them."
"Did you slice open a lot of containers and weapons and armor?"
"Oh, you know it!"
"Have you beat things up with your bare hands?"
"A couple of butterflies gave me some trouble but - "
"Have you shot things with a pistol?"
"Yeah, savage quenkers have me on a wanted poster."
"Great! You're a Master Smuggler! Congratulations! **NEXT!**"
"BUT I HAVEN'T SMUGGLED ANYTHING YET!!"
"Oh for fu- c'mere." *hands package* "See those Nova Troopers over there? Put this in your backpack and walk past them."
"Hold it there! What's that in your backpack! Stop!"
*sounds of gunfire in the distance*
"Mooooommmmmyyy!!!!!"
*Requesting Clone activation*
(A short time later)
"Okay, so what do I smuggle now?"
"Oh gawd YOU again?"
"Got anything to smuggle?"
Trainer *sighs* "Yeah... lemme see. Ah here we go. Take this package to Dathomir, and get it to the Singing Mountain Clan."
"Sounds like a choir group."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Hey! Don't forget your speederbike!"
"So this will make me a *real* Master Smuggler?"
"As real as it gets right now kid."
"Hey thanks!"
"Don't mention it kid." (turns to assistant as the noob runs off) "Okay pack up the tent and let's get outta here Herbie. I don't wanna be here when he gets back."
Gaitan
Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:31 am
#3
What kind of XP do I need to be able to edit my posts?
Thought I went back to a "normal" font and obviously... I didn't.
Jaguarrr
Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:21 am
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Gaitan wrote:
Trainer *sighs* "Yeah... lemme see. Ah here we go. Take this package to Dathomir, and get it to the Singing Mountain Clan."
"Sounds like a choir group."
Its 50 Forum XP for the edit box I think...
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