Smuggler Archive
Thread: And now its time for Silly Songs with Arsani...
Arsani, Angus, Kohs: "We are the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Arsani: "We don't do anything!"
Angus: "Well, I've never beenNarmle and I've never been to Dearic, and I've never buried treasure inMos Enth-or Espa, and I've never been toKadaara and I've never been to Tyrena, and I've never been toEisley in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Kohs: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I neverslip past patrols cause I can't smuggleat all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been toEisley in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"
Arsani: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been toEisley in the fall!"
Angus: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a smuggler??"
Kohs: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about smuggler-y things!"
Arsani: "Oh ..."
Angus: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Kohs: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
Angus: "Huh? No I don't!"
Kohs: "Do too."
Angus: "Do not!"
Kohs: "You're making me hungry."
Angus: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
Kohs: "Says who?"
Angus: "Says the captain, that's who!"
Kohs: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"
Arsani: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
Angus: "You just don't get it!"
All: "And we've never been toEisley in the fall!"
Angus: "Pass the chips! Who's got the remote control?"
Arsani: "Here is is!"
Kohs: "Time for Geraldo!"
Angus: "It's definitely time for Wapner."
Kohs: "Oh, I don't like this show ..."
it's so true i can't stand Wapner.
what song is that a parody of?
Good thing you are funny and cute
/sings
"A corpse is a corpse of course of course, but we'll all got Feign (Un)Death"
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
'Sani darlin', you have some issues.
Good thing you are funny and cute
Issues hun? I've got subscriptions.![]()
they are not working...............get stronger ones...
ApollyonTB wrote:
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
'Sani darlin', you have some issues.
Good thing you are funny and cute
Issues hun? I've got subscriptions.![]()
they are not working...............get stronger ones...
SUBscriptions Tee, not PERscriptions.
Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
'Sani darlin', you have some issues.
Good thing you are funny and cute
Issues hun? I've got subscriptions.