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Thread: And now its time for Silly Songs with Arsani...

Zombie_Arsani
Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:58 am
#1


Wes: "JoiningArsani areAngus and Kohs, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything!"

Arsani, Angus, Kohs: "We are the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Arsani: "We don't do anything!"

Angus: "Well, I've never beenNarmle and I've never been to Dearic, and I've never buried treasure inMos Enth-or Espa, and I've never been toKadaara and I've never been to Tyrena, and I've never been toEisley in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Kohs: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I neverslip past patrols cause I can't smuggleat all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been toEisley in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the(Banned) Smugglers Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Arsani: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been toEisley in the fall!"

Angus: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a smuggler??"

Kohs: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about smuggler-y things!"

Arsani: "Oh ..."

Angus: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Kohs: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Angus: "Huh? No I don't!"

Kohs: "Do too."

Angus: "Do not!"

Kohs: "You're making me hungry."

Angus: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Kohs: "Says who?"

Angus: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Kohs: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Arsani: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Angus: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been toEisley in the fall!"

Angus: "Pass the chips! Who's got the remote control?"

Arsani: "Here is is!"

Kohs: "Time for Geraldo!"

Angus: "It's definitely time for Wapner."

Kohs: "Oh, I don't like this show ..."




_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


DARTHBAYLOR
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:02 am
#2







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twotimes
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:18 am
#3

hahaha!
it's so true i can't stand Wapner.

what song is that a parody of?



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Ceci n'est pas une Smuggler
Jaim_Darkstryder
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:19 am
#4

'Sani darlin', you have some issues.

Good thing you are funny and cute



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
Zombie_Arsani
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:19 am
#5

The pirates who don't do anything from VeggieTales.



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


LTZweigg
Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:59 am
#6

/sings


"A corpse is a corpse of course of course, but we'll all got Feign (Un)Death"






Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
ApollyonTB
Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:01 pm
#7






Zombie_Arsani wrote:





Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
'Sani darlin', you have some issues.

Good thing you are funny and cute




Issues hun? I've got subscriptions.





they are not working...............get stronger ones...



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


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Zombie_Arsani
Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:11 pm
#8



ApollyonTB wrote:


Zombie_Arsani wrote:


Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
'Sani darlin', you have some issues.

Good thing you are funny and cute


Issues hun? I've got subscriptions.



they are not working...............get stronger ones...





SUBscriptions Tee, not PERscriptions.



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


TalKurgan
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:05 am
#9

/cheer; /singalong



"And so our player base was coming around the corner and we were all BOOM! HEADSHOT! And then the veterans were coming down the stairs and, you know what? BOOM! HEADSHOT!" -FPSDev
riotcontrol
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:07 am
#10


Zombie_Arsani wrote:





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Zombie_Arsani
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:13 am
#11






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
'Sani darlin', you have some issues.

Good thing you are funny and cute




Issues hun? I've got subscriptions.



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


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