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Thread: Reflections on Smuggler
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PrObLeMs
Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:51 am
#1
SPICES
I love spices! They remind me of sugar and pink. I think that pink is a really nice color when combined with sugar, because I put sugar in my coffee, and it makes my coffee taste good. When I saw that I couldn't do experimentation on spices, I was really happy, because experimenting with pink is bad. If you make pink into blue, it turns blue, which is a bad color for spices. Blue reminds me of Corellia when it rains, and that's not good, because I have a huge hole in front of my Corellian house, and sometimes it gets acid rain in there, and acid rain reminds me of green, which makes me think of white stormtroopers, then I run out of my house screaming because I don't like stormtroopers, and I go to Ogun, the mayor, who told me to stop running out of my house screaming when he's getting new recruits. Whatever, he's just a mean old grump. He dosen't have any big hole in front of his house. He lives in a PA hall, which reminds me of grey gabaki.
UNDERWORLD
I like the underworld line! It makes me think of living underground, and how black it would be down there. I think that if SWG could let us live underground, it would make everyone happier, because the air down there is really clean, and there are bugs down there. The bugs are black, and really don't do much, except for run around, but this time, since people would set up harvies down there, they would mutate, and turn into green bugs. I like the languages that you can learn in the underworld line, because its good to understand languages. Once, when I traveled to Ethiopia, I said "Hey!" to a native girl, and she was like "Hey!" back, and I was like "Hey!" and then she was like "Hey?" and then I was like "Hey!" and she's like "S-T-F-U", then I was like "Hey!" So then we ran away from each other, because I think she thought that I was walking too fast. Its good to learn langauges because its good to learn stuff.
SLICING
Slicing stuff is good. Once, I sliced some bread for my mom, and I told her that I had really improved it, by like 35% effectiveness, and she was really mad at me, I don't know why... I used a thing called a clam shell, which looked like a molecular clamp to slice it, and she got really mean about it, I don't know why. I once tried slicing an ATM with a butter knife, but the person pressing buttons pushed me away, and I called them a noob. GO ME! Those kind of people remind me of the kind of people that are a kind of people that really don't like sharing stuff; so one time, (this year) in my Kindergarden, I was like "You look really great in that dress today. Can I try it on?" and she's like "Yeah, sure." and then the teacher's like "omg u fagz plz put de drez bak on plz datz rlly not kewl." And I'm like "Yeah, whatever, wanna go play some SWG and hold my hand?" and she's like "Okay." Then I sliced something for her character, and she really liked SWG can then got a account and created an image designer, and now she's like "You so rock. I love doing people's hair." and I'm like "I'm not a rock! You're a rock!" and then we fall over laughing and she lies down next to me and I'm like "Wanna get some applesauce?" and then we go and have a sleep over and she asks me if I want to get up at midnight and play SWG, 'cuz she brought her laptop, and I'm like "COOL!" and I end up sleeping in the same bed, with our laptops right beside us. It was really cool, because we both had all our normal clothes on, along with our sweaters, because it was cold in the room, and we had curled up together.
I love spices! They remind me of sugar and pink. I think that pink is a really nice color when combined with sugar, because I put sugar in my coffee, and it makes my coffee taste good. When I saw that I couldn't do experimentation on spices, I was really happy, because experimenting with pink is bad. If you make pink into blue, it turns blue, which is a bad color for spices. Blue reminds me of Corellia when it rains, and that's not good, because I have a huge hole in front of my Corellian house, and sometimes it gets acid rain in there, and acid rain reminds me of green, which makes me think of white stormtroopers, then I run out of my house screaming because I don't like stormtroopers, and I go to Ogun, the mayor, who told me to stop running out of my house screaming when he's getting new recruits. Whatever, he's just a mean old grump. He dosen't have any big hole in front of his house. He lives in a PA hall, which reminds me of grey gabaki.
UNDERWORLD
I like the underworld line! It makes me think of living underground, and how black it would be down there. I think that if SWG could let us live underground, it would make everyone happier, because the air down there is really clean, and there are bugs down there. The bugs are black, and really don't do much, except for run around, but this time, since people would set up harvies down there, they would mutate, and turn into green bugs. I like the languages that you can learn in the underworld line, because its good to understand languages. Once, when I traveled to Ethiopia, I said "Hey!" to a native girl, and she was like "Hey!" back, and I was like "Hey!" and then she was like "Hey?" and then I was like "Hey!" and she's like "S-T-F-U", then I was like "Hey!" So then we ran away from each other, because I think she thought that I was walking too fast. Its good to learn langauges because its good to learn stuff.
SLICING
Slicing stuff is good. Once, I sliced some bread for my mom, and I told her that I had really improved it, by like 35% effectiveness, and she was really mad at me, I don't know why... I used a thing called a clam shell, which looked like a molecular clamp to slice it, and she got really mean about it, I don't know why. I once tried slicing an ATM with a butter knife, but the person pressing buttons pushed me away, and I called them a noob. GO ME! Those kind of people remind me of the kind of people that are a kind of people that really don't like sharing stuff; so one time, (this year) in my Kindergarden, I was like "You look really great in that dress today. Can I try it on?" and she's like "Yeah, sure." and then the teacher's like "omg u fagz plz put de drez bak on plz datz rlly not kewl." And I'm like "Yeah, whatever, wanna go play some SWG and hold my hand?" and she's like "Okay." Then I sliced something for her character, and she really liked SWG can then got a account and created an image designer, and now she's like "You so rock. I love doing people's hair." and I'm like "I'm not a rock! You're a rock!" and then we fall over laughing and she lies down next to me and I'm like "Wanna get some applesauce?" and then we go and have a sleep over and she asks me if I want to get up at midnight and play SWG, 'cuz she brought her laptop, and I'm like "COOL!" and I end up sleeping in the same bed, with our laptops right beside us. It was really cool, because we both had all our normal clothes on, along with our sweaters, because it was cold in the room, and we had curled up together.
DrevenStrobe
Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:31 am
#3
*thinks someone has been using a little too much of their own product*
GrimRebuke
Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:01 am
#4
DrevenStrobe wrote:*thinks someone has been using a little too much of their own product*
Beat me to it.... that's exactly what I was thinking... LOL
Bzzzz
Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:39 am
#5
PrObLeMs wrote:
SPICES
Crazytalk..
UNDERWORLD
Yadda yadda.. Moonspeak.. More Crazytalk
SLICING
I've been locked in a padded room for my own safety!!
OMG!! It's one of SWG's original designers!! 
-Zz (keep up with the mad genius!)
DRWolfe
Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:49 am
#6
That was really fun to read, but now I feel really wierd...
In fact, it made me think someone had listened to Wierd Al's Albuquerque (yep, had to look up the spelling on that one) once too many times.
In fact, it made me think someone had listened to Wierd Al's Albuquerque (yep, had to look up the spelling on that one) once too many times.
Hollow
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:12 pm
#8
Umm...
Err...
Uhh..
What to say...what to say...
I think I felt my IQ drop a couple of points reading that.
DrevenStrobe
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:15 pm
#9
Hollow wrote:
Umm...
Err...
Uhh..
What to say...what to say...
I think I felt my IQ drop a couple of points reading that.
You actually read all that?
I only skimmed it and I know I dropped a few IQ points...I'd hate to know what a full-blown read-through would do to a person...
Hollow
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:17 pm
#10
DrevenStrobe wrote:
Hollow wrote:
Umm...
Err...
Uhh..
What to say...what to say...
I think I felt my IQ drop a couple of points reading that.
You actually read all that?
I only skimmed it and I know I dropped a few IQ points...I'd hate to know what a full-blown read-through would do to a person...
Mind numbing for sure. Had to clean up drool off my desk when I came to.
Karzon_X
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:44 pm
#11
I don't know what you guys are talking about, that made perfect sense to me...
just pop a moun, wait for the downer then read it 
then it'll all be clear... the meaning of life is now within your grasp...
Vrond
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:06 am
#12
What I am wondering is how many boffa treats he ate when the munchies hit later on.
TarynGuinn
Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:29 am
#13
Talk about mind incapped... where's a twilek dancing girl when you need one... got some serious brain damage to heal now.
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