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Thread: Only in SWG

P__Day
Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:20 pm
#1


- Can you buy 4 castles forcheaper than a pistol


- Are Doctors alowed to hand out steroidsinfront of autorities


-Drugs have lower effects than Food and drink


- The criminals are the most trusted people


- Can youkill insane amounts of other humanoids a recive no punishment


- Crime does not pay


- You are not questioned by the autorities why you are in full combat gear carrying a big freaking Axe inthe middle of town


- You can throw a poison pack and it will only damage your enemies even though they are standing inthe middle of a group of your friends


- People are able to shoot and hit you every time in the head while holding a 2m long rifle in 1 hand running in hte other direction


- Can you find big unguarded military installations, and actually just walk in


- You can kill someone using a Laser Carbine to shoot back at you, but after kill him you cant seem to find the carbine on him


- Your vehicle explodes if left parked for 8 hours


- You actually are unable to react if someone slaps you


- A smuggler actually cant smuggle anything since technically nothing is illegal


Added


- you can carry several million units of steel in your backpack, but still i cant carry 60 dice's


Message Edited by P__Day on 07-31-2004 05:34 AM

Zandergeef
Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:58 pm
#2

Sad stuff



Tieler Durden -- Elder Smuggler(retired)
Geef Durden -- Elder Weaponsmith(retired)
Vendor in Twilights End (-2982 5253 Naboo) or at least they used to be

BaronPwent
Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:38 pm
#3

Rofl. So true. Gotta love those unstable vehicles.



-Malovane Dael'Rakarth of Bria
DrevenStrobe
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:19 pm
#4

You forgot the part about carrying MILLIONS of units of multiple resources, 3 vehicles, 3 droids, multiple houses, 3-4 changes of clothes, 1-2 suits of armor, 5-6 weapons, multiple crates of drugs, supplies, etc. around in your BACKPACK and POCKETS.


Smuggling will never truly have a place in the game until weight limits are instituted and a viable method is given to certain individuals to circumvent those weight limits.


Theoretically, that would also open up markets for DEs to actually sell their Binary Load Lifters, since people would need them to do heavy lifting...



Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP
Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
DigiDante
Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:24 pm
#5






DrevenStrobe wrote:

You forgot the part about carrying MILLIONS of units of multiple resources, 3 vehicles, 3 droids, multiple houses, 3-4 changes of clothes, 1-2 suits of armor, 5-6 weapons, multiple crates of drugs, supplies, etc. around in your BACKPACK and POCKETS.





I read an interesting story about a bounty hunter. In the story all his vehicles and droids would drop from space... or so I like to believe That explains why they fall from the sky when you call them, and after entering the atmosphere, we can get on the second it lands and not die.




Selusa Secundus - Elder Smuggler - September 2003.
Sheeana Secundus - Respec Jedi - Elder Carbineer @ heart.
Raylonis Del'Rathin - Elder Chef, Dancer - Retired / Canceled July 2005.
Leader of the fallen Guild, Veil of Silence.

Without the past, the future would never happen.
Believes in a better future for SWG.
Everytime a Rollback or Additional server thread is spawned SOE murders a kitten. Please... think of the kittens and stop this erradication.
BillAJ
Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:09 pm
#6

Haha, so true, nicely done.



Hope Freemist - Master Smuggler, TKA
13Ghost
Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:49 pm
#7

Well it is just a game so play and have fun.



Fendor Crestingwave

Master smuggler
Imperial Colonel
Daak_Gelrin
Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:22 am
#8

Me?? I drink beer and smile... been a smuggler too long to get my hopes up...





Daak Gelrin
Master Smuggler (FOREVER)
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