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Thread: We got the Milton

Datink_Nieleft
Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:09 pm
#1

We got to what amounts to be the "Milton"


If you recall the movie "Office Space",..then you know what I mean. You think they will take our stapler next?


On what we can do:


1). Protest: All smugglers come to a pre-determined place,..throw up our smuggler tags,...and sit down ala wookiee's


Result: The largest slicing fleamarket ever.



2). Go on strike and refuse to slice


Result: Nada,...slices will go to a "Blackmarket" and this would prove ineffective.


3). Letter Writting campaign: We all send Just G and Green Marine forum messages asking for something,..whether it be for a raising of the master smugglers lowest slice or new spices.


Result: We get banned from the forums,..Smugglers silenced.


So what do we do? Nothing. We sit and enjoy being "Milton-ized" for a while.


Looks like we will be dancing all night to this DJ.




Gost Dajtink, Master Smuggler, Cursed.



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My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?


fishbrains
Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:13 pm
#2

Actually after talking to Greenmarine for quite a long while I am VERY excited that he will be doing the revamp. With him doing it, it WILL be quality.



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KefkaQ
Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:17 pm
#3






fishbrains wrote:

Actually after talking to Greenmarine for quite a long while I am VERY excited that he will be doing the revamp. With him doing it, it WILL be quality.







That makes me feel all fluffy and good. Now! *points finger to the sky* To continue rewriting my character's bio to be more...smugglery...



Is smugglery a word? It is now >_> <_<




*edit* Office Space is one of the holy movies to me. I work in tech support, in a cubicle environment I can relate to wanting to smash the *crosses out 'fax machine' and replaces with 'computer'*

Message Edited by KefkaQ on 06-06-2004 08:19 PM



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Datink_Nieleft
Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:28 pm
#4

I don't doubt his quality,..look at the chef's,..thats proof positive.


But after expansion,....thats getting the milton.


We need something between now and then.


Look at smuggler in a nutshell: Slicing screwed up. Slicing fixed. Spices incap. Spices fixed. Chef's revamped. Spices take a price drop. Panic shot "nerfed"


We got some mitigation,....come on, most of us already had some of that. We get boom-droids,...my other combat professions fight well enough I don't need em (and you dont get xp for the dmg they do,...).



You talked to Green Marine,...could you ask Chief to at least raise the minimum slice % for Master to at least 20% sooner than JTL?



"Thats my stapler,..err,..Slice Knife!"



GostNDajtink
Original Smuggler
My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?


Rogue135
Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:40 pm
#5

I don't see why, at the very least, they couldn't fix the auto-aggro from 200m when you get up from a feign deathand the spice downer leaving you having to heal for an addition time after the downer passes to heal up your HAM bars. Or are they supposed to work that way... they both annoy me to no end.


Maybe they could get Liik and Glitterstim to us before the rest of the revamp, something, anything to hold us over for the next couple of months... please?



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LuapLink
Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:52 am
#6

We could steal back our stapler and burn the building down.

Message Edited by LuapLink on 06-07-2004 11:52 AM



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pseudoroom
Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:35 am
#7


LuapLink wrote:
We could steal back our stapler and burn the building down.

Message Edited by LuapLink on 06-07-2004 11:52 AM



or put strychnine in the guacamole



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JoachimPeiper
Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:49 am
#8

Yeahh... they can't have my stapler




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Shrendyc
Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:57 am
#9

Look at my signature, and read EN's history, and then you will know why I have so very little faith in the words they are telling you. I appreciate the info Fishbrains. I just don't believe it.



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