Smuggler Archive

You know, I'm a Master Smuggler and Master Rifleman - so the 2 forums I visit regularly are the, well, Smuggler and Rifleman forums.


It's kind of depressing to see the reports coming in from FF and E3, etc and see the confusion it creates - now they're "fixing/nerfing/whatever" concussion shot but we don't have details, so rumors start, aneixty increases etc. (btw - this isn't meant as a flame to thegreat smugglers who brought the information, while many bothans would've died to get us the information, the smuggler gets it done!



On the rifleman forumthere was a post (See Here) about how a dev said "Rifleman shots will become slower" and of course that produced a great degree of anger. ADAY after that was posted, the dev (dev or person in authority - can't recall - sorry if I got it wrong) came to the forum to explain his comments (btw - Good on ya mate!)



When was the last time this forum saw something similar? (and if it did and I missed it - well - don't I look like a smuck).


/sigh.


Cheers

Dat

never.

it has never seen something similar.

at least not while I've been here.

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Daturaze wrote:
When was the last time this forum saw something similar?

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Errrr, I think it's better to forget that time...

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riotcontrol wrote:

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Daturaze wrote:
When was the last time this forum saw something similar?

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Errrr, I think it's better to forget that time...

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Agree.

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KaiRan wrote:

I found it amusing that the FF impressions all pointed the blame finger at management, not development, fordecidingwhich elements of thegame are given attention. With that in mind, perhaps we should be sending pie to the management offices, and not the development team, to get them to like us more?

Manager1: "Hey! Pie!"

Manager2: "Yeah, and its from the Smugglers this time."

Manager1: (mouth full of pie) "Mmmff! Ifff goob pie too!"

Manager2: "I know! ...you know I've been thinking, Luke, the Jedi? He wouldnt really have been able to blow up the Death Star without that smuggler fellow's help, right? What was his name?"

Manager1: (swallows) "I think it was Ham."

Manager2: "Yeah, Ham. We should make those Ham guys better"

Manager3: (wandering in) "Do you guys smell pie?"

Manager1: "Yeah, there's pie here! What do you think about Ham?"

Message Edited by KaiRan on 06-06-2005 03:39 PM

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Hours later, three managers sit back in chairs in a board room, bloated with pie...

Manager1: "Then its setteled"

Manager2: "Absolutely"

Manager3: "Do we have the Red Phone in here?"

Manager2: "Its over in the corner"

Manager1: (picking up the Red Phone's reciever) "Development? This is Management. Stop everything you're doing. From now on, more Ham!"

Manager3: "Could you pass me some more of that pie... what kind was it again?"

Manager2: (reading piebox) "...um... something called 'Glitterstim'..."

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guessit wrote:

Make it into a cartoon series about how the smugglers have been jacked.

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Manager1: "Hey! Pie!"

Manager2: "Yeah, and its from the Smugglers this time."

Manager1: (mouth full of pie) "Mmmff! Ifff goob pie too!"

Manager2: "I know! ...you know I've been thinking, Luke, the Jedi? He wouldnt really have been able to blow up the Death Star without that smuggler fellow's help, right? What was his name?"

Manager1: (swallows) "I think it was Ham."

Manager2: "Yeah, Ham. We should make those Ham guys better"

Manager3: (wandering in) "Do you guys smell pie?"

Manager1: "Yeah, there's pie here! What do you think about Ham?"

Message Edited by KaiRan on 06-06-2005 03:39 PM

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KaiRan wrote:

I found it amusing that the FF impressions all pointed the blame finger at management, not development, fordecidingwhich elements of thegame are given attention. With that in mind, perhaps we should be sending pie to the management offices, and not the development team, to get them to like us more?

Manager1: "Hey! Pie!"

Manager2: "Yeah, and its from the Smugglers this time."

Manager1: (mouth full of pie) "Mmmff! Ifff goob pie too!"

Manager2: "I know! ...you know I've been thinking, Luke, the Jedi? He wouldnt really have been able to blow up the Death Star without that smuggler fellow's help, right? What was his name?"

Manager1: (swallows) "I think it was Ham."

Manager2: "Yeah, Ham. We should make those Ham guys better"

Manager3: (wandering in) "Do you guys smell pie?"

Manager1: "Yeah, there's pie here! What do you think about Ham?"

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You hit the pie right on the crust with this one buddy.

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KaiRan wrote:

I found it amusing that the FF impressions all pointed the blame finger at management, not development, fordecidingwhich elements of thegame are given attention. With that in mind, perhaps we should be sending pie to the management offices, and not the development team, to get them to like us more?

Manager1: "Hey! Pie!"

Manager2: "Yeah, and its from the Smugglers this time."

Manager1: (mouth full of pie) "Mmmff! Ifff goob pie too!"

Manager2: "I know! ...you know I've been thinking, Luke, the Jedi? He wouldnt really have been able to blow up the Death Star without that smuggler fellow's help, right? What was his name?"

Manager1: (swallows) "I think it was Ham."

Manager2: "Yeah, Ham. We should make those Ham guys better"

Manager3: (wandering in) "Do you guys smell pie?"

Manager1: "Yeah, there's pie here! What do you think about Ham?"

Message Edited by KaiRan on 06-06-2005 03:39 PM

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ROFL.

I can actually picture that now in my head.