Smuggler Archive
Thread: criminal activities are truning out to be fun
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DragonSnack
Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:01 am
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I've started to tell the people I talk t that being a criminal has its drawbacks.
Like sneaking around, avoiding the cops and just generally telling them of the evil deeds I've been doing.
I'm getting a lot of laughs out of a lot of people.
I don't think they realize we are evil, vile (<- maybe not) people just out trying to make credit or two.
At least that;s what I tell them
SpinningCloud
Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:19 am
#2
I wouldn't exactly catogorize smugglers as "evil people" just because they want to make money. If you did that then what would you call the weaponsmiths and docs? 
I suppose you could say that breaking the law is evil hence; Jedi are evil, smugglers are evil and all Rebels are evil. But from a different perspective Rebels think Imps are evil and whose laws are they breaking?
But seriously I don't think the concept of 'evil' has anything to do with what laws are being broken.
DragonSnack
Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:41 am
#3
I think your right.
I just like to tell every one I'm evil to get the reaction.
Try it a few times. If nothing else just to see the reaction.
Let me know what you think of this little blurb:
One of the tailors in my town left a Metal bra and a very revealiong dress standing near the bar of our cantina.
With nothing better to do (I have been waiting for the phase 4 captain's miison since pahse 2) I decided to hit on the invisible lady .
I bought her drinks and gave her food. Her name was Tweela.
Every time I went out I made certain to talk to her and tell her I'd be back andallthat stuf.
(as part of what I'm doingas a Smuggler I amin theprocess of creating a "crime" syndicate so the cantina owner has becomemy gun moll and gave me admin rightsto the cantina. I have an office in teh rear booth.
I moved my girlfriend to the booth and brought her presents.
I had the buff botdancer watch over her and I warned everyone else in the guild to stayaway from her.
After a couple weeks I brough in a sports bra and a pair so shorts.
I told everyoe that this was Tweela's little sister Sheela who has come in search of Sheela.
A coule days later a novice BH showed up. Of course this made our jedi initianes very edgy.
A former member of our guild, who also happensto be a BH, stopped byto say hi. He check ed the boards for us.
Thenext day Tweela and Sheela disappeared.
Being the head of the organization I created a "press release" e-mail to the guild ofthe unclassified portion of the memo the oganization sent to the Mayor (who happens to be on my payroll).
The memo basically stated thatTweela was an agent for the BH guild and waseliminated.
I then copied the guild on a memo i "sent" to the BH guild expressing our condolences for the loss of their employee Sheela.
The memo also noted that Sheela was killed kwhile being detained as the courier for Tweela.
(as all good things seem to happen when yo wnat them to -almost- of the cantina patrons left a can of worm bait in the cantina)
I put the can on a table in the cantina adn included a statment in the BH memo that if they wanted teh remains of their courier thye cold be retrived form the table.
I also includedthe statment that my organization has contracts to protect cetrtain unnamed peopleand we would fulfill those contracts
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I thought the can of worms worked out very well. Talk about smuggler's luck!
SpinningCloud
Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:13 am
#4
I talk to Twi'leks with their half of the conversation in lekku...that often gets some interesting reactions as it looks to most people that I'm talking to myself.
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