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Thread: Calling out Fishbrains!
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Kells
Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:43 am
#1
Listen up Fishbrains. Due to your unmitigated lack of discretion I know not who I am. I was once Han Solo, or so I thought. I am now a shattered version of my former self.
I used to walk with a cocky swagger, a confident gait. Now I walk like a kid who just got beat up by "Napolean Dynamite."
I used to fast-talk my way out of or into anything. Now I can't convice a lady of the night to give me the time of day.
I used to be an aceshot with my side-arm. Now I can't hit the broad side of my local "Walmart."
I used to be able to drink that chick from "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the LostArk" under the table. Now, I can't even stomach a fruit punch "cooler."
I used to dress better than Giorgio Armani. Now I make M.C. Hammer look good. Damn you and your flagrant lack of discretion. Think before you post next time, lives have been ruined. I was once Han Solo, I am now Milton Waddams.
Message Edited by Kells on 04-09-2005 12:43 PM
maxtheusher
Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:54 am
#3
therewere twosquirrels, and I could see them, andthey weremarried.
yimaz
Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:18 am
#9
There is an inner Han Solo in all of us, it's still there guys you just need to find him again. My advice is simple.....go out (RL) to "the club" drink and hit on a few woman, take 3 of the 6 that dig you home (6 is over kill) party like a rock star then pass out. In the morning kick all the chicks out (make sure you have cab fair for them, its bad form if you dont). Next, log into SWG and I promise you will feel that 'ol Han pride surge within you. This works for me everytime. 
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