Smuggler Archive

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(Editied for Smugglers by Oblox, Previously editied for chimaera by Oblox, pilfered from Mena, previously stolen from TheSoulSurvivor, who stole it from Styfermon)

Dear: [insert posters name]

[ ] Nub
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Self righteous goit
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist
[ ] Bible-thumper
[ ] Anonymous coward
[ ] Jedi
[ ] BH
[ ] Nerfherder

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted "YOU ALL SUCK/THIS SUCKS" message
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] Everyone hates you
[ ] I think you might be a Chav
[ ] I think you might be a Pikey (Profession or other)
[ ] You posted to more than four threads on different forums simultaneously
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] you used 1337speak and therefore deserve no respect
[ ] you posted a leaving message without specifiying stuff rights
[ ] you posted a 1 sided rant
[ ] you give your profession of [insert profession] a bad name with your views
[ ] you asked for an i win button
[ ] you want [insert smuggler move] Nerfed for no reason
[ ] asked a stupid question
[ ] didn't read the FAQ
[ ] asked about the Smuggler revamp

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your SWG account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in the krayt graveyard for a month
[ ] Print your home phone number in your next post
[ ] Give me your stuff
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog/bothan
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Log in and type /guildremove /quit and cancel your subscription
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Kthxbye
[ ] n00b

Oh boy... we've never seen this one before...

Yes its old but its still very useful for a quick macroed response with no effort.

Haha

Reminds me of the "noticing release" (Original name: Forumlar für Merkbefreiung)

There some huge versions of that in the net