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Thread: Let me know if this sounds familiar to anyone...

DrevenStrobe
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:14 pm
#1

Proprietary SQL based application that feeds data down from a server to clients...

Multiple fixes needed to the application, ranging from large fixes to maps to smaller fixes like changing numbers in a formula that calculates a fairly important value...

Numerous calls to tech support reporting your issues and trying to get fixes...

Tech support personel taking note of your issues, but telling you they will have to pass them on to a developer, and he'll be getting back with us...

Brandon is the only developer who can help us...

And...before we get the small changes we're looking for...they're releasing a new version in the next month or so...


Sounds alot like SWG...don't it?


But it's not...


I work for an electric company. And this is the application our company uses to track such things as changes to our system and outage management.


Sometimes I sit in my office and wonder if SOE has gone into the Utility Automation business...


I just thought I'd share this with all of my Smuggler brethren.



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maxtheusher
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:22 pm
#2

Let's face it, this is how LIFE works these days.

Hell won't be long before you get your food from McDonald's, find the meat missing from the burger, go in to complain and get your meat, and they tell you they're aware that some customers didn't get meat in their burger, and they're aware of the problem, and that you should come back tommorrow to get the rest of your burger.



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DrevenStrobe
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:36 pm
#3

What really freaked me out is, I was thinking of the similarities between this application we use and SWG...and it suddenly hit me..."Wait a minute, isn't GM's name Brandon?"...


I checked his post that's stickied on top of the forum, and IT IS!


Is he moonlighting or something?


The guy who does the development work for our application also seems to be the top dev at his company, and seems to get pulled off of our seemingly small fixes to work on larger projects (like the new version they're working on)...


The similarities are just frightening...


BTW...THIS is the company that developed our nice utility automation application...



Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP
Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
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Raanan
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:49 pm
#4


That's kinda creepy Dreven... I actually thought you were making some sarcastic comment about swg then you drop the bomb







But it's not...


I work for an electric company. And this is the application our company uses to track such things as changes to our system and outage management.





I was quite surprised and disturbed




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maxtheusher
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:52 pm
#5



DrevenStrobe wrote:

What really freaked me out is, I was thinking of the similarities between this application we use and SWG...and it suddenly hit me..."Wait a minute, isn't GM's name Brandon?"...

I checked his post that's stickied on top of the forum, and IT IS!

Is he moonlighting or something?

The guy who does the development work for our application also seems to be the top dev at his company, and seems to get pulled off of our seemingly small fixes to work on larger projects (like the new version they're working on)...

The similarities are just frightening...

BTW...THIS is the company that developed our nice utility automation application...





Do they have a forum?



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DrevenStrobe
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:59 pm
#6






maxtheusher wrote:





DrevenStrobe wrote:

What really freaked me out is, I was thinking of the similarities between this application we use and SWG...and it suddenly hit me..."Wait a minute, isn't GM's name Brandon?"...


I checked his post that's stickied on top of the forum, and IT IS!


Is he moonlighting or something?


The guy who does the development work for our application also seems to be the top dev at his company, and seems to get pulled off of our seemingly small fixes to work on larger projects (like the new version they're working on)...


The similarities are just frightening...


BTW...THIS is the company that developed our nice utility automation application...







Do they have a forum?





Possibly...I think our system engineer has an account to post on some sort of mailing list or message board...


Guaranteed it's not as fun as this one though...



Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
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SwenLaransa
Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:10 pm
#7

I hear that. I used to work for a large monopolistic telco in western canada to remain unamed. We switched to 'new and improved' stuff that was supposed to improve our internal coheasion and flexibility in delivering competitive heterogenous solutions to upstream and downstream partners and clients while maintaining current quality and extending our visualization of market blah blah blah. Flaming pile of dung. They ripped out decade old systems that were designed in house by people who knew both how to actually code and what the users needed because they were users themselves. But because it didn't use java and wasn't outwardly extensible it got tossed in favor of a new system that just.... was painful. It was slower for us, it lost stuff for the customers, and it... it just sucked and ended up costing way too much to get useable.

It's all over big corporations. Retardism. It's a disease spread by buzzwords, fueled by ignorance, and not contained because of pride. Swift kicks to the nards is what they all need.




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DrevenStrobe
Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:18 pm
#8

Oh...don't even get me started on cost...we paid on the order of several hundred thousand for the initial setup...and then they sent us a bill for support and maintenance...$45,000 for the year...(some screwy forumla they use calculates maintenance based on the number of meters we have on our system...it's something like 10-cents per meter)...


Kinda brings our $15 / month for crappy service into perspective...





Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP
Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
Raanan
Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:23 pm
#9

Java is a sucky language anyway. The dimwits.




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Ternque01
Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:01 pm
#10






DrevenStrobe wrote:

Proprietary SQL based application that feeds data down from a server to clients...

Multiple fixes needed to the application, ranging from large fixes to maps to smaller fixes like changing numbers in a formula that calculates a fairly important value...

Numerous calls to tech support reporting your issues and trying to get fixes...

Tech support personel taking note of your issues, but telling you they will have to pass them on to a developer, and he'll be getting back with us...

Brandon is the only developer who can help us...

And...before we get the small changes we're looking for...they're releasing a new version in the next month or so...


Sounds alot like SWG...don't it?


But it's not...


I work for an electric company. And this is the application our company uses to track such things as changes to our system and outage management.


Sometimes I sit in my office and wonder if SOE has gone into the Utility Automation business...


I just thought I'd share this with all of my Smuggler brethren.






This sounds alot like the last date I was on. Sadly most things this day in age are like this, LOLOLOL!!!!


(And, NO, I wasn't having problems programming my robotic girlfriend!)





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HaughtyElf
Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:53 am
#11






Raanan wrote:


That's kinda creepy Dreven... I actually thought you were making some sarcastic comment about swg then you drop the bomb







But it's not...


I work for an electric company. And this is the application our company uses to track such things as changes to our system and outage management.





I was quite surprised and disturbed





Welcome to the world of application development. His description is far more common then you'd want to believe.




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VitoGenovese
Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:56 am
#12

HEhehe

There is a phrase to describe all this,

"Its Good Enough for Government Work."

Lowest Bidder is 99% of the time also lowest quality. Of course the other 94% of the time the other guys are also the lowest quality.



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