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Thread: New Smuggler Forum Rules

SmugglerPie
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:35 am
#1
Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!



  1. Captalization -If ye don't capitalize the first word in a sentence, ye'll have t' walk the plank! Arrr!

  2. Read the FAQ! - If ye post a topic that's covered in the FAQ, ye'll be keelhauled! Arrr!

  3. Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!

  4. Visitors - Non-Smugglers coming here to ask questions have t' bring beer and pie t' appease us! Arrr!

  5. Spell Check! - Avast! If ye can't repect us enough t' check yer spelling before posting, we'll tie ye up and send ye t' Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!

  6. Grammar - Run-on sentences and "leet speak" are not welcome here, matey! No shorthand like "sum1" or "do u do that 2?" either! Lazy landlubbers like that make us want t' run 'em through with our sabers! Arrr!

Ignore the rules at your peril, says I! Smugglers are a touchy breed these days, and we be itchin' for a fight! Jedi may be raped, pillaged, and plundered without so much as a "by yer leave"! Arrr!


Ye may want t' note that these rules may change at any time, for whate'er reason catches our fancy!



ARRR!!!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
twotimes
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:38 am
#2

SABERS?!


we don't need no stinkin' sabers!





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the ghost of Kohs - i am Jack's IGNORED profession

Ceci n'est pas une Smuggler
SmugglerPie
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:40 am
#3
Real sabers, not them stupid glowbats yer thinkin' of!


Our sabers have sharp edges and pointy deathliness! ARR!



"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
ApollyonTB
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:41 am
#4




SmugglerPie wrote:

Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!



  1. Captalization -If ye don't capitalize the first word in a sentence, ye'll have t' walk the plank! Arrr!

  2. Read the FAQ! - If ye post a topic that's covered in the FAQ, ye'll be keelhauled! Arrr!

  3. Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!

  4. Visitors - Non-Smugglers coming here to ask questions have t' bring beer and pie t' appease us! Arrr!

  5. Spell Check! - Avast! If ye can't repect us enough t' check yer spelling before posting, we'll tie ye up and send ye t' Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!

  6. Grammar - Run-on sentences and "leet speak" are not welcome here, matey! No shorthand like "sum1" or "do u do that 2?" either! Lazy landlubbers like that make us want t' run 'em through with our sabers! Arrr!

Ignore the rules at your peril, says I! Smugglers are a touchy breed these days, and we be itchin' for a fight! Jedi may be raped, pillaged, and plundered without so much as a "by yer leave"! Arrr!


Ye may want t' note that these rules may change at any time, for whate'er reason catches our fancy!



ARRR!!!





5. Spell Check! - Avast! If ye can't repect us enough t' check yer spelling before posting, we'll tie ye up and send ye t' Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!



/waves to davy jones....



"Here I come Matey!!! I cant spell for sh1t!....so I guess I best jump hop the hell overboard now!! ARRR!!!!"





teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
Zombie_Arsani
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:44 am
#5
SmugglerPie wrote:
Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!
  1. Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!

    2. ARRR!!!





Whaaa! A waste of good rum! Thats what PITCH is for ya scurvey seadog! Yaaarrr!



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


SmugglerPie
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:46 am
#6
Screw the Rum! We got a cargo hold full of beer! ARRRR!!!!



"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
ApollyonTB
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:46 am
#7




Zombie_Arsani wrote:



SmugglerPie wrote:

Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!



  1. Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!


    2. ARRR!!!







Whaaa! A waste of good rum! Thats what PITCH is for ya scurvey seadog! Yaaarrr!



or wood and oil......pitch must bepreserved to keep the ship afloat ARR!!!!!



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
BluebloodUK
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:48 am
#8
Heartily approved, me ol' matey! A keelhaulin'll be too good for 'em I say! Arrrr!!




Captain Siid Vicious
Ill-fated scoundrel & long-suffering owner of Nancy the R2 unit
The reason droids aren't welcome in cantinas

They tell ya, "never hit a man with a closed fist", but it is - on occasion - hilarious.

ApollyonTB
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:51 am
#9




BluebloodUK wrote:
Heartily approved, me ol' matey! A keelhaulin'll be too good for 'em I say! Arrrr!!



Hog tie em and whip em says I !!! ARRR!!!!!!!!



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
Jaguarrr
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:52 am
#10

*brandishes rapier*


*wicked grin*


Me am Jag"Mad Cat" Arrr, and me will plunder and sunk ye if ye don't play by t' rules





We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)
Zombie_Arsani
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:53 am
#11

ApollyonTB wrote:

BluebloodUK wrote:
Heartily approved, me ol' matey! A keelhaulin'll be too good for 'em I say! Arrrr!!

Hog tie em and whip em says I !!! ARRR!!!!!!!!




String 'em up by the rigging! Hang 'em from the main mast! Put 'em in the longboat 'till 'e's sober!

Yarrrr!



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


BluebloodUK
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:55 am
#12




Zombie_Arsani wrote:


String 'em up by the rigging! Hang 'em from the main mast! Put 'em in the longboat 'till 'e's sober!

Yarrrr!




Truly you be the most frightenin' demon on the Seven Seas... Arrrrr.... *trembles*




Captain Siid Vicious
Ill-fated scoundrel & long-suffering owner of Nancy the R2 unit
The reason droids aren't welcome in cantinas

They tell ya, "never hit a man with a closed fist", but it is - on occasion - hilarious.

Nicolas_Frost
Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:59 am
#13
*waits for someone to say "They be more like 'guidelines' than actual rules...".



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


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