Smuggler Archive

You should see some of the smuggling service members do to get goodies into overseas stations and souvenirs ***cough*** cuban cigars ***cough*** and other assorted stuff back into the country. Nothing bad, just stuff that wouldn't necessarily be allowed.

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

Nathan Bluewater Smuggler and Captain of the Ivory Eagle
Oberon Bluewater Twi'lek Bounty Hunter
fireonice fireonice Dark Jedi Knight
A'idan Corso Merchant Extraordinaire
Behold an YT-1300 and the one that piloted it was Nathan and Vengeance followed with him.

I'm in India right now.

They sell Cuban cigars in the hotel gift shop.

You think I'll be smuggling on my voyage back to the States tonight?

Oh, yeah, baby... oh, yeah.

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

just send some cubans to Holland for me ok

don't quite feel like paying to go to cuba(although a vacation is needed ) and taking em back with me...

guess i'll stick with Oud Kampen(dutch cigars). easier to come by(i know... no smuggler's instinct )

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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201

So at work we outsource manufacturing to China, and often send things over to them. Just recently, the president was over there and found and bought a sword over there and had the company ship it back here. They labeled it as "plastic parts" box 3/3 of an order we were getting. Then earlier today, we are sending some adhesives over and are altering the total cost of goods to stay under the customs limit.

I have always suggested we get into the smuggling business, this might be where I get a promotion and get a ship on the Chinese coast.

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diopter

n : a secksee smuggler who resides in the Shadowfire Galaxy

n : a unit of measurement of the refractive power of a lens which is equal to the reciprocal of the focal length measured in meters

Well, I have a four hour layover in Amsterdam...

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl