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Thread: Why I became a sumggler: comedy ***must read***
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Tarak-Cala
Thu May 26, 2005 7:21 pm
#1
Ok here goes nothing. In my feeble attempt to make you all laugh I composed a short list of funny quotes from some of you on these boards. This is why I feel so comfortable as a smuggler since I have decided to never become a jedi. w00t w00t enjoy...........
NickHeel wrote:
Office Space:
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
*edited*
maxtheusher wrote:
I'll have you know before I dropped TKM I used to knock the stupid out of people with a fishing pole. And various musical instruments.
Yimaz wrote:
I dont mind bothans, its only when I find them peeing on the side of my AV that I shoot one.
Arsani wrote:
I quit smoking when it got too expensive, but whenever I hear an anti-smoking nazi start their shpeal on some poor soul, I tell them the story of my great aunt, who crossed the Sahara on a camel when she was 85, and was a smoker until the day she died, at 106.
And there are some deathsticks in game...if you disable and inspec Witchblood or Rancor Clan ships in dathomir space, you can find the ashes.
KloudRunner wrote:
ive been lost in here since july 04....now i'm seeing monkys...oh god....here they come again.....
welcome from one lurker to another lol
vader1313 wrote:
raisen bread is good. rye bread makes me vomit. litterally. the 3 times i have eaten it, the smell and taste and feel of it in my mouth made me puke. no joke.
Tomorainer wrote:
I declare this entire thread a disgrace.
vader1313 wrote:
the end.
Sry about cutting the sigs, it was one of the best parts .
Message Edited by Soterios on 05-26-2005 10:44 PM
Message Edited by Tarak-Cala on 05-27-2005 05:05 AM
Ternque01
Thu May 26, 2005 7:30 pm
#2
Something in this Jedi-overpopulation-destroyed heart of mine really feels like you have a genuine place here. Welcome.
Tarak-Cala
Thu May 26, 2005 7:39 pm
#3
Ternque01 wrote:
Something in this Jedi-overpopulation-destroyed heart of mine really feels like you have a genuine place here. Welcome.
Well ty ty. I have wondered why I didnt do this earlier, I am a r/l pirate you know. US NAVY, overseas right now and the connection in Italy sucks soooo, I can only play here and there. I use these boards as a means of keeping in touch with the game. Cant help but get in a better mood when I read the deviants and deviantress' on these boards. The other boards are mean , nasty , and should be blown up IMO.
Message Edited by Tarak-Cala on 05-27-2005 04:46 AM
maxtheusher
Thu May 26, 2005 7:43 pm
#4
yea, smuggler isn't just a profession, like those other boards, it's a way of life.
JWing
Thu May 26, 2005 7:46 pm
#5
Like many others before him, Colonel Tarak Zola finally finds his true calling.
/SecretSmugglerHandShake
/SecretSmugglerHandShake
Arsani
Thu May 26, 2005 7:53 pm
#6
Something I said helped you decide to become a smuggler? Wow, thats even better than the time I got quoted on the BH forums. /preen
I remember what started it for me:
WaerbGloofin wrote:
Last night I get a tell from out of the blue....
Tarak-Cala
Thu May 26, 2005 8:00 pm
#7
I will give it to some of the posts on this forum, they are a good source for a daily intake of "*edited** yeah".....
Message Edited by Tarak-Cala on 05-27-2005 05:01 AM
Traie
Thu May 26, 2005 9:11 pm
#9
Office Space:
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
Office Space was such a great movie.
maxtheusher
Thu May 26, 2005 9:49 pm
#10
Keep looking, there's more hilarity further down the rabbit hole.
And if we're going for the "what made you go smuggler?" thing, which apparently some people are doing...
for me it's a combo of Han and the rogue class in general in rpgs. always been a rogue, always will be. even if I'm not playin rpgs
And if we're going for the "what made you go smuggler?" thing, which apparently some people are doing...
for me it's a combo of Han and the rogue class in general in rpgs. always been a rogue, always will be. even if I'm not playin rpgs
fishbrains
Thu May 26, 2005 10:06 pm
#11
and you leave out my quote about jedi getting FD nerfed? I'm sure EnderUK remembers that one
I'm sure EnderUK remembers that one
egbertvanloenen
Fri May 27, 2005 3:37 am
#12
i guess most smugglers are those special kind of people that go rogue in most games...
AD&D / WFRP / WoW /NWN / BG1&2 / kotor1&2(scoundrel) and most other games make me go eitherrogue or assassin-like classes...
it truly IS a way of (gaming-)life. and boy, do i love it
Message Edited by egbertvanloenen on 05-27-2005 12:38 PM
HOTDOG
Fri May 27, 2005 6:51 am
#13
I've ALWAYS been a Smuggler.
In fact. The last thing I smuggled was some drinks an about 13 bucks worth of candy/treats into Episode III (I spent 18 bucks on nachos, a soda, med. popcorn, and a bag of gummies the week before taking the boys to see Kicking and Screaming).
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