Smuggler Archive
Thread: How to Dramaticly Increase the % of a high slice
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Wilkins
Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:34 am
#1
HI there i have discoverd how to dramaticly increase the % of a high slice , i have told a couple other people on how to do it but looks like some one has leeked out how oh well mayswell make it public now .... i was the first to discover it so...
any way heres what you do i take
2 brandys
3 canapes
dancer buffs
musician buffs
and meditate
( note while testing this , i found spice usually screwed it up , so i recomend not taking it)
*note* what this does is just increase the chance of a high slice, it doesn't guarantee high slices all the time , just almost most of the time have fun guys
Jandel-Har
Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:52 am
#2
I found that wearing hawt pants dramaticly increases slicing results. The key to this game is hawt pants,remember that.
Wilkins
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:02 am
#4
know we contacted the smuggler correspondant he said he was suprised with the very good slices and was going to do more testing , something along them lines any way
all im saying is try it before u flame away
WayneInAustin
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:05 am
#5
No Jandel-Har, you've got it all wrong.I have doneextensive testing on this issue. There definitely IS a way to guarantee yourself a 30%+ slice EVERY time:
I've found that if you bank tip me, Way-ev'da on Eclipse, 100,000 credits a day every dayfor one month, you will be guaranteed high slices. But wait! There's more... for every bank tip of 100,000 credits you will recievea set ofhandsome Ginsu knives! These knives are pre-sliced and made of the finest duralluminum steel. Also, totally free, you will recieve my, Way-ve'da's, video on "How to make millions from idiots in SWG!". So rush your bank tips today ... that account again is Way'ev-da on Eclipse .. and recieve:
1. Super high slices EVERY time
2. Fabulous sets of Ginsu Knives (sliced)
3. My free video tape
The first 100 responders will also recieve a beautiful faux AV-21 vehicle!
Offer void in Tennessee and SWG.Claims made by sponsor are presumptious and ill-advised.Participants must be over 18 years of age and registered as complete morons. Offer expires August 17, 2004.
yimaz
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:08 am
#6
Wilkins wrote:
know we contacted the smuggler correspondant he said he was suprised with the very good slices and was going to do more testing , something along them lines any way
all im saying is try it before u flame away
Caylin who is our correspondant and has posted on this issue in the past.Slices arerandom.
Message Edited by yimaz on 08-18-2004 03:18 PM
gomi321
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:09 am
#7
Wilkins wrote:
know we contacted the smuggler correspondant he said he was suprised with the very good slices and was going to do more testing , something along them lines any way
all im saying is try it before u flame away
caylin, what's the word?
WayneInAustin
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:14 am
#8
Okay, Wilkins, my apologies on the blast above, but we've heard claims like this before.
Your profile doesnt list your server. So if you happen to be on Eclipse, I'll make the following deal with you:
1. We both put up 1 million credits to a trusted third party
2.We'll get you a crate of CDEFs to slice.
3. If 12 or more of the slices (just under half) are 29% or greater, you keep my million.
4. Otherwise, I keep your million
And If it turns out you are right on this, I'll apologize profusely and call myself an idiot.
Jandel-Har
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:15 am
#9
I was just going for a little humor,its been like a morgue in here for awhile just trying to get a few laughs
gomi321
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:18 am
#10
Jandel-Har wrote:
I found that wearing hawt pants dramaticly increases slicing results. The key to this game is hawt pants,remember that.
i solo'd the DWB wearing hawtpants unbuffed, then did 3 vette missions. i can kill large groups of jedi with a cdef as long as i wear my hawtpants.
hawtpants are the secret to the universe.
Message Edited by gomi321 on 08-18-2004 11:19 AM
yimaz
Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:25 am
#12
gomi321 wrote:
Jandel-Har wrote:
I found that wearing hawt pants dramaticly increases slicing results. The key to this game is hawt pants,remember that.
i solo'd the DWB wearing hawtpants unbuffed, then did 3 vette missions. i can kill large groups of jedi with a cdef as long as i wear my hawtpants.
hawtpants are the secret to the universe.
/sarcasm on
I get 86% damage slices and 92% base slices on armor every time i wear my hawtpants! Im going to start a thread about this because while ive only been a smuggler for 3 days now I know this is fact. Ive tested this one time so it must be true, Im so smart!
/sarcasm off
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