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Dev : In October, you'll get your revamp. Say it.
Smuggler : In October, I'll get my revamp.

Dev : In December, you'll get your revamp. Say it.
Smuggler : In December, I'll get my revamp.

Dev : In March, you'll get your revamp. Say it.
Smuggler : In March, I'll get my revamp.

Dev : In June, you'll get your revamp. Say it.
Smuggler : In June, I'll get my revamp.

Dev : After Jedi, you'll get your revamp. Say it.
Smuggler : After Jedi, I'll get my revamp.

Dev : After JTL, you'll get your revamp. Say it.
Smuggler : After JTL, I'll get my revamp.

In the case the revamp really happens:

Smuggler : Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of the devs. The devs got involved.




And remember:

The path of the smuggler is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Devs. Blessed are we, who in the name of charity and good will, smuggle the weak through the valley of darkness, for we are truly our brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.