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Thread: Dirty Fighting (for relationships)

Ternque01
Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:01 pm
#1

Okay, I haven't put much time into this, but I had the thought and it was funny. Feel free to pepper this topic with your ideas.


1. Feign Interest - combative technique used topre-emptively avoid combat situations. Common usage includes the word "Uh huh" repeated over and over again.


2. Panic Shot - calm your nerves of steel with a shot of your prefered liquor.


3. Low Blow - unchanged save for a change to a melee strike.


4. Last Ditch -Last Ditch is a concentrated blast of lies intended to fool your spouseif you are backed intoa cornered situation. Despite the riskyness of the move, it's convincing face gesticulations and feigned sincerity coupled with a bag-of-tricks of believable phrases make it extremely usefull if successfully executed.


Ah well.. back to my damn homework..



Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
Datink_Nieleft
Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:11 am
#2






Ternque01 wrote:

Okay, I haven't put much time into this, but I had the thought and it was funny. Feel free to pepper this topic with your ideas.


1. Feign Interest - combative technique used topre-emptively avoid combat situations. Common usage includes the word "Uh huh" repeated over and over again.


2. Panic Shot - calm your nerves of steel with a shot of your prefered liquor.


3. Low Blow - unchanged save for a change to a melee strike.


4. Last Ditch -Last Ditch is a concentrated blast of lies intended to fool your spouseif you are backed intoa cornered situation. Despite the riskyness of the move, it's convincing face gesticulations and feigned sincerity coupled with a bag-of-tricks of believable phrases make it extremely usefull if successfully executed.


Ah well.. back to my damn homework..




3. Low Blow - When logic fails to make your spouse see reason, you gotta hit below the belt with a sharp quip about your spouses mother, father, brother, sister, choice of profession, or intelligence. Disorients spouse by making jaw drop, lasts for 5 seconds allowing you to plot your next move or better yet your escape.




GostNDajtink
Original Smuggler
My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?


SStigg
Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:45 am
#3

5 Stars!



Loggaun

Former Master Scoundrel

Escapee from SWG
ZuluShin
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:54 am
#4






Ternque01 wrote:

Okay, I haven't put much time into this, but I had the thought and it was funny. Feel free to pepper this topic with your ideas.


1. Feign Interest - combative technique used topre-emptively avoid combat situations. Common usage includes the word "Uh huh" repeated over and over again.


2. Panic Shot - calm your nerves of steel with a shot of your prefered liquor.


3. Low Blow - unchanged save for a change to a melee strike.


4. Last Ditch -Last Ditch is a concentrated blast of lies intended to fool your spouseif you are backed intoa cornered situation. Despite the riskyness of the move, it's convincing face gesticulations and feigned sincerity coupled with a bag-of-tricks of believable phrases make it extremely usefull if successfully executed.


Ah well.. back to my damn homework..






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