Smuggler Archive
Thread: Dirty Fighting (for relationships)
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Ternque01
Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:01 pm
#1
Okay, I haven't put much time into this, but I had the thought and it was funny. Feel free to pepper this topic with your ideas.
1. Feign Interest - combative technique used topre-emptively avoid combat situations. Common usage includes the word "Uh huh" repeated over and over again.
2. Panic Shot - calm your nerves of steel with a shot of your prefered liquor.
3. Low Blow - unchanged save for a change to a melee strike.
4. Last Ditch -Last Ditch is a concentrated blast of lies intended to fool your spouseif you are backed intoa cornered situation. Despite the riskyness of the move, it's convincing face gesticulations and feigned sincerity coupled with a bag-of-tricks of believable phrases make it extremely usefull if successfully executed.
Ah well.. back to my damn homework..
Datink_Nieleft
Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:11 am
#2
3. Low Blow - When logic fails to make your spouse see reason, you gotta hit below the belt with a sharp quip about your spouses mother, father, brother, sister, choice of profession, or intelligence. Disorients spouse by making jaw drop, lasts for 5 seconds allowing you to plot your next move or better yet your escape.
Ternque01 wrote:
Okay, I haven't put much time into this, but I had the thought and it was funny. Feel free to pepper this topic with your ideas.
1. Feign Interest - combative technique used topre-emptively avoid combat situations. Common usage includes the word "Uh huh" repeated over and over again.
2. Panic Shot - calm your nerves of steel with a shot of your prefered liquor.
3. Low Blow - unchanged save for a change to a melee strike.
4. Last Ditch -Last Ditch is a concentrated blast of lies intended to fool your spouseif you are backed intoa cornered situation. Despite the riskyness of the move, it's convincing face gesticulations and feigned sincerity coupled with a bag-of-tricks of believable phrases make it extremely usefull if successfully executed.
Ah well.. back to my damn homework..
ZuluShin
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:54 am
#4
Ternque01 wrote:
Okay, I haven't put much time into this, but I had the thought and it was funny. Feel free to pepper this topic with your ideas.
1. Feign Interest - combative technique used topre-emptively avoid combat situations. Common usage includes the word "Uh huh" repeated over and over again.
2. Panic Shot - calm your nerves of steel with a shot of your prefered liquor.
3. Low Blow - unchanged save for a change to a melee strike.
4. Last Ditch -Last Ditch is a concentrated blast of lies intended to fool your spouseif you are backed intoa cornered situation. Despite the riskyness of the move, it's convincing face gesticulations and feigned sincerity coupled with a bag-of-tricks of believable phrases make it extremely usefull if successfully executed.
Ah well.. back to my damn homework..
hahaha
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