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Thread: JtL humour
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WesBelden
Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:02 am
#1
Made this for a JtL thread.. but I took enough time out from doing my work I thought I'd better make as much use as possible of it 
Datink_Nieleft
Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:26 am
#2
Of course, if your imp it won't be so bad because your lifesupport system is in your SUIT.
Alliance Flight Saftey Report: 400 cases of warp ejection reported, all pilots killed.
Imperial Flight Saftey Report: 400 cases of warp ejection reported. Pilots died after marauding Rebel Smuggler Gost Dajtink ran them over in his YT-1300.
Smuggler Flight Saftey Report: No cases of warp ejection reported, however, 5000 cases of accidental cargo dump occured resulting in one very pi$$ed off Hutt seeking bounties on numerous individuals.
CopyCopie
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:26 am
#6
I am an optimist. I don't think that there are going to be any warping issues for the pilot/owner of any of the spacecrafts.
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However, the rest of the passengers on the YT-1300 are SOL. 
knil
JacobKell
Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:38 pm
#7
Id find that funny if it wasnt so likely to be true!
I have visions of flying of in my nice new spanking freighter and the recieving a tell from my wookie chum-
"oi! i got lag im floating above naboo! wait there and i'll burst run to catch u up!"
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