Smuggler Archive
Thread: Once again....!
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Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:18 am
#1
...it's time for silly songs with Arsani, the part of the forums where Arsani comes out and sings a silly song.
This song is dedicated to those who've hit the cancel button.
Aahh....
Wellyou heard thatthey're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leaveyou far behind (so far behind)
'Causethey found a brand new MMORPG
Theydecided thatyou're nottheir kind (aahh..)
Soyou pulled (you pulled)theirposts(their posts) from the forums (oohh..)
Andyou've even banned one or two
Andyou delete the concept threads where we used to go
Just because it remindsuswhat you do(dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna seethem cryin'
They'reglad (they're glad) thatthey found somebody new
'Cause they'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guesswe might seem kinda bitter
You got us feeling left in the cold and damp
'Cause we're stranded all alone, for two years without love
And not a single hint of revamp
Oh, so SOE, go a head and ban me
You can't (you can't) stop us from saying whats true
'Causethey'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on theirface
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rip outan NPCsintestines with a fork
to get content for smuggler girls andmen
Instead we see you giving concessions to the jedi(yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Devs...
Makris'd rather havehis blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
SpinningCloud'd shove an icepick under a toenail or two (his or yours, not sure)
Saarek'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station withhis tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, Veela'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Angusstickhis nostrils together with crazy glue
Keck'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
You've rippedour heartsright out ofourprofession withyour bare hands
and then thrown it on the floor and stomped on it, but wewon'tdie
But we miss, the ones who couldn't....stand you (ooooooooo)
Wellyou heard thatthey're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leaveyou far behind (so far behind)
'Causethey found a brand new MMORPG
Theydecided thatyou're nottheir kind (aahh..)
Soyou pulled (you pulled)theirposts(their posts) from the forums (oohh..)
Andyou've even banned one or two
Andyou delete the concept threads where we used to go
Just because it remindsuswhat you do(dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna seethem cryin'
They'reglad (they're glad) thatthey found somebody new
'Cause they'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guesswe might seem kinda bitter
You got us feeling left in the cold and damp
'Cause we're stranded all alone, for two years without love
And not a single hint of revamp
Oh, so SOE, go a head and ban me
You can't (you can't) stop us from saying whats true
'Causethey'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on theirface
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rip outan NPCsintestines with a fork
to get content for smuggler girls andmen
Instead we see you giving concessions to the jedi(yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Devs...
Makris'd rather havehis blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
SpinningCloud'd shove an icepick under a toenail or two (his or yours, not sure)
Saarek'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station withhis tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, Veela'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Angusstickhis nostrils together with crazy glue
Keck'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
You've rippedour heartsright out ofourprofession withyour bare hands
and then thrown it on the floor and stomped on it, but wewon'tdie
But we miss, the ones who couldn't....stand you (ooooooooo)
dlc3007
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:20 am
#2
/clap
Was going to say that you have too much time on your hands, except it sounded like you had the whole weekend to work on songs. 
(not sure I agree with the paper-cuts line though... ouch!)
Message Edited by dlc3007 on 08-01-2005 10:22 AM
AngusMacGregor
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:21 am
#3
You know... it's really hard to breath with my nostrils glued shut.
AngusMacGregor
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:27 am
#5
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
They make a solvent for that I hear.
Yes they do... unfortunately it's lethal if it gets in contact with your mucous membranes.
AnyaSilverblade
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:37 am
#6
Good song bro....Too bad they dont have Bards in the game huh??? LOL
Jaim_Darkstryder
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:38 am
#7
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
They make a solvent for that I hear.
Yes they do... unfortunately it's lethal if it gets in contact with your mucous membranes.
pffft!
Take a risk or two Smuggler boy!
weenies, I tell ya.
Just think of it as a new kind of spice.
Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:45 am
#8
AnyaSilverblade wrote: Good song bro....Too bad they dont have Bards in the game huh??? LOL
Bro?
BRO?
BRO?!?!
/roar
/target AnyaSilverblade
/gore
/gore
/gore
/gore
/gore
/shakebloodandgutsoffhorns
/gore
/gore
/pant
/pant
I'm a chick dammit!
/eatbrains AnyaSilverblade
AnyaSilverblade
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:48 am
#9
Well damn Calm down Miss Postman!!!....Whew...Well If anyone didnt know you....They would think Zombie...Hmmmm Gotta be a man.....You think Anya is a guys name...Nooooo..Im a guy....With the name Anya!!!!!!...But i wouldent go on a postal frenzy if someone accedentally mistaken it..LMAO....
So On that note...MY FARKIN BAD DAMNIT!!!!
dlc3007
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:48 am
#10
Based on the pictures posted, I'll vouch for her being a female.
Zombie_Arsani
Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:51 am
#12
Shhhh, it actually doesn't bother me that much, I just like having the excuse to attack people.
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