Smuggler Archive

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Irni wrote:

Could someone please tell me what a smuggler does?

I dont have a clue?

Irni Opasium (starsider)

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Well, first off we sell crack to kids. Well, not exactly crack cuz noone really wants it and it's not nearly as good as food. So basically we stand on street corners and give out baggies of oregano.

We're pistol wielding masters. We shoot pistols like it's nobody's business, except we pull the trigger really slow and can't aim at all. So after we shoot at something but haven't hit it, we can play dead. Except, when we're done playing dead and get up, whatever we were trying to shoot at will suddenly appear again and eat us.

We're pseudo hackers. But we're not very good at it cuz without special tools we fail half the time. And even with those special tools, we're not exactly sure what's going to happen once we're finished. But people still seem to like us and give us money.

We are the underworld of the galaxy. Unfortunately there really is no 'underworld.' But if we join a faction and become colonals (just like every good smuggler always dreams of) we can bribe lower ranked recruiters and then sell our bribes to others for profit.

I don't know, did i miss anything? Oh yeah, but we all manage to have fun amazingly enough and laugh more than any other profession.

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Orcajum wrote:


Well, first off we sell crack to kids. Well, not exactly crack cuz noone really wants it and it's not nearly as good as food. So basically we stand on street corners and give out baggies of oregano.

We're pistol wielding masters. We shoot pistols like it's nobody's business, except we pull the trigger really slow and can't aim at all. So after we shoot at something but haven't hit it, we can play dead. Except, when we're done playing dead and get up, whatever we were trying to shoot at will suddenly appear again and eat us.

We're pseudo hackers. But we're not very good at it cuz without special tools we fail half the time. And even with those special tools, we're not exactly sure what's going to happen once we're finished. But people still seem to like us and give us money.

We are the underworld of the galaxy. Unfortunately there really is no 'underworld.' But if we join a faction and become colonals (just like every good smuggler always dreams of) we can bribe lower ranked recruiters and then sell our bribes to others for profit.

I don't know, did i miss anything? Oh yeah, but we all manage to have fun amazingly enough and laugh more than any other profession.

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That sounds like SOE's super secret smuggler document,where did you get that? Well all but that last part about laughing and having fun,because there will be none of that in any SOE game.