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Thought i'd start this thread to nominate my good friend Auriga Starlighter of gorath. God hates him. Almost every slice he has ever done for somthing expensive is below 20%, . Among other things i'm sure he'll post after he see's this thread (Odious_Encounter is his forums name). I'll post some reasons later.

Ok anyways, Me and auriga have been playing a long long time.... Me since August 2003 and him since launch. SO a while back when i was a novice rifleman we decide to Roleplay with this bartender Nyles. We bet money on a chance cube against him and eachother for a while and win some and lose some. The next day we try it ourselves and the first time i win about 500 creds. Second roll i win another 500. Angry about his loses he is determined to win back his money, by the end of the night he had lost about 8000 creds (a lot of money at launch) or so, poor guy...

Message Edited by Ovakito on 09-23-2004 04:30 PM

• Every creature in every group I ever join decides that I'm the tastiest looking target. Whether I'm playing Medic, tanking, meditating in the background, sitting away from the battle afk, even when I'm in a group of 20, rancors and quenkers alike simply hate me.


• I mastered 8 professions over a fairly wide range of categories, one of which was for a holo, and got zero branch unlocks.


• My Sith disk was bugged and I was unable to continue with the force quests for quite some time.


• When the sith finally respawned, someone else killed them right there, delaying me further.


• Dice hate me in more ways than just that. Most of Ovakito's paltry fortune has been earned in chance cube duels against me.


• I didn't get a painting for anniversary day.


• Playing since launch, have never looted anything more valuable than a crystal.


• Have failed my Force of Will plenty of times, usually on the corvette when I desperately need it.


• Have been deathblown on multiple occasions by non-deathblowing NPCs... including those with whom I have 5000 faction standing (though that bug is fixed now...)


• But mostly, it's the little everyday stuff like my lousy slices and loot and other things I can't think of.

And for some reason, Ovakito still makes me slice for him; I last got a 17% effectiveness slice on his wookiee stun chestplate. Stupid wookiee.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!!

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OdiousEncounter wrote:

*takes a bow*

Well... as long as you started this thread...

• Every creature in every group I ever join decides that I'm the tastiest looking target. Whether I'm playing Medic, tanking, meditating in the background, sitting away from the battle afk, even when I'm in a group of 20, rancors and quenkers alike simply hate me.


• I mastered 8 professions over a fairly wide range of categories, one of which was for a holo, and got zero branch unlocks.


• My Sith disk was bugged and I was unable to continue with the force quests for quite some time.


• When the sith finally respawned, someone else killed them right there, delaying me further.


• Dice hate me in more ways than just that. Most of Ovakito's paltry fortune has been earned in chance cube duels against me.


• I didn't get a painting for anniversary day.


• Playing since launch, have never looted anything more valuable than a crystal.


• Have failed my Force of Will plenty of times, usually on the corvette when I desperately need it.


• Have been deathblown on multiple occasions by non-deathblowing NPCs... including those with whom I have 5000 faction standing (though that bug is fixed now...)


• But mostly, it's the little everyday stuff like my lousy slices and loot and other things I can't think of.

And for some reason, Ovakito still makes me slice for him; I last got a 17% effectiveness slice on his wookiee stun chestplate. Stupid wookiee.

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Message Edited by Rogue135 on 09-23-2004 08:45 PM

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Rogue135 wrote:

*suddenly realises gloating usually jinxes luck*

Aw ****...

Message Edited by Rogue135 on 09-23-2004 08:45 PM

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Bwahahahaha!! You're gonna get toasted!

Lucky you, Don't you pity the poor Auriga?