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Thread: I'd like to make a proposal
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Orcajum
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:29 pm
#1
kingfarooq218 wrote:no no Naboo is too remote for an effective demonstration of the Death Stars power./target Corellia! ooohh yeah NOW that's sending a message!oh and so does this mean each smuggler nowgets his on Twi'lek slave, cuz I'm all for that
Nah, see a remote demonstration is ok depending on the target selection. I mean, Yavin and Endor don't get much traffic, so those you could live without. You take out Dantooine and you have severly hampered anyone from their combat grind. You might prove a point there.
No no, the REAL jewel for a demonstration is Dathomir. Destroying the Village will dash the hopes and dreams of thousands of Jedi wannabe. It makes a direct impact upon a class that has helped to delay our revamp. And it would just be fun to have that big of a Rancor bar-b-q.
KefkaQ
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:29 pm
#2
Hollow wrote:
Huh? Ive got one in every port! You need a slave? *bust out my pimp hat* I gots all kindsa slaves, Hows about this Zabrak slave girl.....Zabrak slave girls rock cause they are all horney.
LOL! I get the point!
Message Edited by Hollow on 09-22-200402:59 PM
Message Edited by Hollow on 09-22-2004 02:59 PM
Misume would kindly suggest you let the Zabrak go. Now, about those twiliks. She would also like to request male love slaves for those who prefer such a thing, though the female twiliks are almost enough to make her switch sides
yimaz
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:41 pm
#3
KefkaQ wrote:
Hollow wrote:
Misume would kindly suggest you let the Zabrak go.- I tryed they wont leave they love me to much
*Yim offers Misume 2 Twi'lik slave girls, some hawtpants, a candle,drags out a fresh tub of jelloand runs off to find his camcorder* 
CorellianCowboy
Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:00 pm
#4
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:Hell I bet most would celebrate as many afk spammers would be destroyed in the process.
Heck, there hasn't been that much rejoicing since Arthur and his knights ate Sir Robin's minstrels.
Whysometimes
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:04 pm
#5
Seera1 wrote:
you might was to rethink your stratagy, remember the last time naboo was blockaded? some jumped up lil 12 year old git blew the blockade up!
now there's ways to protest but the last thing you want is some 12 year old comming along killing peeps and spamming "WTFPWND!!!1111oneone"
maybe just wait it out and see, pistoleers been broke for eons too they have to wait...
just my 2 creds
Yeah, but were not traders, were smugglers! Didnt you watch the movies? The smugglers could so PWN the jedi with their obscure animals with unusual powers and such, and besides, if we all died, then whos gonna keep the jedi hidden when they want to travel and get hassled by the empire? Oh wait, thats right, this is SWG, where the fugitives are the nicest guys youll meet, and even the light side jedi are evil. Nevermind...
Count me in for the party!
kingfarooq218
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:17 pm
#6
Orcajum wrote:
kingfarooq218 wrote:
no no Naboo is too remote for an effective demonstration of the Death Stars power.
/target Corellia! ooohh yeah NOW that's sending a message!
oh and so does this mean each smuggler nowgets his on Twi'lek slave, cuz I'm all for that
Nah, see a remote demonstration is ok depending on the target selection. I mean, Yavin and Endor don't get much traffic, so those you could live without. You take out Dantooine and you have severly hampered anyone from their combat grind. You might prove a point there.
No no, the REAL jewel for a demonstration is Dathomir. Destroying the Village will dash the hopes and dreams of thousands of Jedi wannabe. It makes a direct impact upon a class that has helped to delay our revamp. And it would just be fun to have that big of a Rancor bar-b-q.
Dathomir perhaps would be fine, but Dantooine has definitely been established as too remote a location for an effective demonstration. Apparently Grand Moff Tarkin never grinded there...
CorellianCowboy
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:03 am
#7
We all know that there have been many attempts to get responses from the developers on issues involving our revamp, mostly our long awaited and much overdue revamp. However, the protests of the past have been largely ineffective and at most only generated more problems and tension than they solved. It is for this reason that I come to you today suggesting that after the release of Jump to Lightspeed, we take an action that I hope will be as effective as it is unprecedented.
My suggestion to you, my smugglers, is that we unite as we never have before and take an action that will be absolutely impossible to ignore. For too long we have been pushed aside by the powers that be! No more will we allow them to placate us with vague reassurances! We must act and we must act immediately following the release of Jump to Lightspeed!
What is it that I'm suggesting? I propose that we amass a fleet and proceed to Naboo where we will form a blockade! I know what some of you are thinking.. why not blockade Corellia? The answer is that we as smugglers already have enough problems with CorSec and they'll be more than eager to put up a fight. Besides that, Corellia is far too well traveled for a blockade to succeed there. We must blockade the planet Naboo! Surely by doing this we will gain an effective footing from which we can bargain with the developers. Furthermore, we will not fail because no one would ever suspect anyone to blockade Naboo. Perhaps we could even send down ground troops... we don't really have enough soldiers but perhaps if we used droids...
Regardless, I would now like to open the floor to further suggestions and questions.
(For anyone who failed to catch on, this is a joke.)
My suggestion to you, my smugglers, is that we unite as we never have before and take an action that will be absolutely impossible to ignore. For too long we have been pushed aside by the powers that be! No more will we allow them to placate us with vague reassurances! We must act and we must act immediately following the release of Jump to Lightspeed!
What is it that I'm suggesting? I propose that we amass a fleet and proceed to Naboo where we will form a blockade! I know what some of you are thinking.. why not blockade Corellia? The answer is that we as smugglers already have enough problems with CorSec and they'll be more than eager to put up a fight. Besides that, Corellia is far too well traveled for a blockade to succeed there. We must blockade the planet Naboo! Surely by doing this we will gain an effective footing from which we can bargain with the developers. Furthermore, we will not fail because no one would ever suspect anyone to blockade Naboo. Perhaps we could even send down ground troops... we don't really have enough soldiers but perhaps if we used droids...
Regardless, I would now like to open the floor to further suggestions and questions.
(For anyone who failed to catch on, this is a joke.)
Message Edited by CorellianCowboy on 09-22-2004 12:15 PM
Smuggler_Caylin
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:10 am
#8
Hmm what about if we changed it to seducing beautiful twi'lek women? I'm all for doing my part in the protests then, and we wouldn't violate the mass gathering policy...
Oh wait... all those twi'lek women I'd seduce could... Well I'll just have to pick one or ten.
One of the Four Horsemen of the Smuggler Apocalypse! 
CorellianCowboy
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:14 am
#9
Seducing Twi'leks? It's been done.
Now blockading Naboo.... that's original.
Now blockading Naboo.... that's original.
fishbrains
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:20 am
#10
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:
Hmm what about if we changed it to seducing beautiful twi'lek women? I'm all for doing my part in the protests then, and we wouldn't violate the mass gathering policy...
Oh wait... all those twi'lek women I'd seduce could... Well I'll just have to pick one or ten.
I'm more in Favor of all smugglers sending a letter every day to the Dev team. The shear volume of mail is hard to ignore
Ruske
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:21 am
#11
I think it will work as long as the CSRs don't take it as a space protest lol
kingfarooq218
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:23 am
#12
fishbrains wrote:
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:
Hmm what about if we changed it to seducing beautiful twi'lek women? I'm all for doing my part in the protests then, and we wouldn't violate the mass gathering policy...
Oh wait... all those twi'lek women I'd seduce could... Well I'll just have to pick one or ten.
I'm more in Favor of all smugglers sending a letter every day to the Dev team. The shear volume of mail is hard to ignore
Sending letters to the dev team is a waste of time...
Now the presidents of SOE and LucasArts are another story all together.
fishbrains
Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:25 am
#13
kingfarooq218 wrote:
fishbrains wrote:
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:
Hmm what about if we changed it to seducing beautiful twi'lek women? I'm all for doing my part in the protests then, and we wouldn't violate the mass gathering policy...
Oh wait... all those twi'lek women I'd seduce could... Well I'll just have to pick one or ten.
I'm more in Favor of all smugglers sending a letter every day to the Dev team. The shear volume of mail is hard to ignore
Sending letters to the dev team is a waste of time...
Now the presidents of SOE and LucasArts are another story all together.
It would require like everyone on the smuggler forums to to it though for it to be effective
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