Smuggler Archive

1. People love pie. People love Smugglers, too. We're the loveable scoundrels, the underdogs who've been kicked to the curb time after time, and yet we still strive to take our rightful place in the galaxy, taking no poodoo from anyone.


2. Pie comes in many wonderful varieties. So do Smugglers! No two are alike, we're as different as day and night, using our varying wits and personalities to accomplish what we set out to do, whether it be bribing a local official to overlook our cargo or just trying to lay down some charm on that dancing girl.


3. Pie and Smugglers are kinda shady. What are you hiding under that crust? What's lurking just beneath the surface? Is it something sweet? Something spicy perhaps? We're never exactly what we seem, are we?


4. If you mistreat us, things can get a little messy. 'Nuff said.


5. Pie don't like Jedi much, either.

So you see, every post about pie is, at it's heart, just a post about our beloved profession. Kinda spooky ifyou think about it, eh?

6. Pie is better than all other desserts. Smugglers are better than all other... well... everyone!

7. Pies are best served hot. Smugglers are HOTT!!!