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Thread: My busy Day
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djlowballer
Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:01 pm
#1
The devs tempted me with their promise of "loot" and "hard boss missions" but I saw through the fluff. I donned my orange and blue padded armour and began my crusade against the jedi. Just so you know, my smuggler bretheren, I have killed many in our name.
I stopped counting at 22, 8 kashkyk trailers, 3 unlucky sob who were at the wrong place at the wrong time, and the rest full temps who didnt feel like watching over their shoulder.
Memorable moments:
1. following a jedi from krayt graveyard to his harvester, then whilst he was checking his loot, I ventilated the back of my head.
2. The poor cl 11 jedi padi who decided to land right where i was standing in dearic, thus ending his life.
3. The guy who battled an ancient krayyt and never realized I was the one who killed him it was too late.
4. The guy i convinced to come out of his house with promises of beer and pizza.
5. Walking into ryatt and finding my mark standing on the cloner of the first instance.
Gentlemen..... Jedi blood is covering me in our name. After I got tired of destroying these kiddies, I did some NPC missions, at which point I donated all of the components I found to smugglers I found in the area.
I miss the prof alot, and I am jealous of all the guys who get to slice and buy fp.... but I am taking one for the team and eliminating the jedi who cried nerf.
I stopped counting at 22, 8 kashkyk trailers, 3 unlucky sob who were at the wrong place at the wrong time, and the rest full temps who didnt feel like watching over their shoulder.
Memorable moments:
1. following a jedi from krayt graveyard to his harvester, then whilst he was checking his loot, I ventilated the back of my head.
2. The poor cl 11 jedi padi who decided to land right where i was standing in dearic, thus ending his life.
3. The guy who battled an ancient krayyt and never realized I was the one who killed him it was too late.
4. The guy i convinced to come out of his house with promises of beer and pizza.
5. Walking into ryatt and finding my mark standing on the cloner of the first instance.
Gentlemen..... Jedi blood is covering me in our name. After I got tired of destroying these kiddies, I did some NPC missions, at which point I donated all of the components I found to smugglers I found in the area.
I miss the prof alot, and I am jealous of all the guys who get to slice and buy fp.... but I am taking one for the team and eliminating the jedi who cried nerf.
LTZweigg
Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:01 am
#3
Keep us posted brother. Keep us posted.
Although, I'd like a little more description on that "pizza and beer" bounty you collected.
Nicolas_Frost
Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:51 pm
#5
Advice for the bodies:
Okay, you'll need a bathtub, and a rack you can hang over it for this first part. This will get messy. First, reduce the bodies into moderately sized pieces, and leave them hanging over the bathtub so that they are completely drained. Once each piece is fully drained, you are to place them in large trash bags with the rest of your garbage, but be sure not to place in too many at once.
Once you have several bags filled, you begin taking the garbage across town, to different dumpsters, and a couple family neighborhoods. Just make certain that your trashbags don't look out of place, and don't have anything in them which could lead back to you.
They should now be disposed of.
Okay, you'll need a bathtub, and a rack you can hang over it for this first part. This will get messy. First, reduce the bodies into moderately sized pieces, and leave them hanging over the bathtub so that they are completely drained. Once each piece is fully drained, you are to place them in large trash bags with the rest of your garbage, but be sure not to place in too many at once.
Once you have several bags filled, you begin taking the garbage across town, to different dumpsters, and a couple family neighborhoods. Just make certain that your trashbags don't look out of place, and don't have anything in them which could lead back to you.
They should now be disposed of.
fishbrains
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:13 pm
#6
bh/smuggler ftw 
and great job on the population controll bro. Gotta keep those pesky gnats down.
and great job on the population controll bro. Gotta keep those pesky gnats down.
WesBelden
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:34 pm
#7
Nic forgot to mention buying a new bath and redecorating your bathroom 
...
I've been straining myself not using my final respec to go from Smuggler/Commando to Smuggler/BH... must... resist!
...I've been straining myself not using my final respec to go from Smuggler/Commando to Smuggler/BH... must... resist!
fishbrains
Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:04 pm
#8
WesBelden wrote:
Nic forgot to mention buying a new bath and redecorating your bathroom
I've been straining myself not using my final respec to go from Smuggler/Commando to Smuggler/BH... must... resist!
go smuggler/bh/0030 commando like me
djlowballer
Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:57 pm
#9
LTZweigg wrote:Keep us posted brother. Keep us posted.
Although, I'd like a little more description on that "pizza and beer" bounty you collected.
i went to the door dressed like an idiot then told them I had a delivery of beer and pizza from a friendly guild of theirs.
They assumed it was rp (which i was rping a tricky widget) so he walks to the edge of his door. he asks how much. I hit my macro and my armour comes on and I hit him into combat. I kill him and say " Oh about 180k"
NerotheHurricane
Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:09 am
#10
Makris wrote:
Can I say "I love you" in these forums?
Yes.
You rock, dj.
I don't want to come across the wrong way or anything, but just give me a call if you need any help washing off that blood, if you know what I mean
Lonelan
Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:08 pm
#12
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Advice for the bodies:
Okay, you'll need a bathtub, and a rack you can hang over it for this first part. This will get messy. First, reduce the bodies into moderately sized pieces, and leave them hanging over the bathtub so that they are completely drained. Once each piece is fully drained, you are to place them in large trash bags with the rest of your garbage, but be sure not to place in too many at once.
Once you have several bags filled, you begin taking the garbage across town, to different dumpsters, and a couple family neighborhoods. Just make certain that your trashbags don't look out of place, and don't have anything in them which could lead back to you.
They should now be disposed of.
Don't forget to wear a static-free suit, preferably some sort of lab coat, or even the clothes your victim him/herself wore, as well as three pairs of surgery gloves on each hand. I'd even scout my target dumpsters and make sure I use the same brand trashbag. Oh, and wear a mask. That stuff is gonna smell.
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:54 pm
#13
WesBelden wrote:
Nic forgot to mention buying a new bath and redecorating your bathroom
I've been straining myself not using my final respec to go from Smuggler/Commando to Smuggler/BH... must... resist!
Well, lye pits work even better, but not too many people have them.
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