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Thread: Jedis are women... and errors with last ditch

maxtheusher
Sun May 01, 2005 10:51 am
#1

OHHHHHHHHHH you can say BASTARDS! but not b astard, that's what it is



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VegitoX
Sun May 01, 2005 11:07 am
#2






VitoGenovese wrote:





VegitoX wrote:



heh, there is a female in my martial arts school that routinely hands my @ss to me...


What a Women!








Is she cute?



LOL only on the smuggler forum....





you know...i've often asked myself,"would I talk to her if she were a woman outside of the school"; and I came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest apple on the tree, but it's something about the way she, excuse the pun, man-handles me , that really does something for me.



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LaughingWolf
Sun May 01, 2005 3:05 pm
#3



VegitoX wrote:


VitoGenovese wrote:


VegitoX wrote:

heh, there is a female in my martial arts school that routinely hands my @ss to me...

What a Women!




Is she cute?
LOL only on the smuggler forum....



you know...i've often asked myself,"would I talk to her if she were a woman outside of the school"; and I came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest apple on the tree, but it's something about the way she, excuse the pun, man-handles me , that really does something for me.





You like being tossed around eh? "chuckles"

sorry, couldn't help teasing.



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Nicolas_Frost
Sun May 01, 2005 3:17 pm
#4


LaughingWolf wrote:


VegitoX wrote:


VitoGenovese wrote:


VegitoX wrote:

heh, there is a female in my martial arts school that routinely hands my @ss to me...

What a Women!




Is she cute?
LOL only on the smuggler forum....



you know...i've often asked myself,"would I talk to her if she were a woman outside of the school"; and I came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest apple on the tree, but it's something about the way she, excuse the pun, man-handles me , that really does something for me.





You like being tossed around eh? "chuckles"

sorry, couldn't help teasing.




I'm guessing he likes it rough.



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Jaguarrr
Mon May 02, 2005 4:21 am
#5

I have seen the word "men" used as stand alone insult. Pfff, I use it myself when I play a female toon.


What is this "political correctness" you talk about..?





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VegitoX
Mon May 02, 2005 6:53 am
#6






Nicolas_Frost wrote:




LaughingWolf wrote:





VegitoX wrote:





VitoGenovese wrote:





VegitoX wrote:



heh, there is a female in my martial arts school that routinely hands my @ss to me...


What a Women!








Is she cute?



LOL only on the smuggler forum....





you know...i've often asked myself,"would I talk to her if she were a woman outside of the school"; and I came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest apple on the tree, but it's something about the way she, excuse the pun, man-handles me , that really does something for me.







You like being tossed around eh? "chuckles"

sorry, couldn't help teasing.






I'm guessing he likes it rough.





haha...c'mon.


Am I the only guy here that can appreciate a fairly attractive woman, who practically owns anyone she spars against?


/crickets chirping sound affect


fine...





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Cubeman
Mon May 02, 2005 7:53 am
#7



SpinningCloud wrote:

I must say I didn't get the 'women' comment at all.

I know women martial artists that could easily make you cry and blubber begging for mercy. I probably now a dozen more that I'd gladly bet could outperform you athletically. And then there are the cutthroat women executives I know that I'd wager make a hell of a lot more money.

In fact I'd bet my 11 year old competitive gymnast daughter can get to the top of an un-knotted rope with her legs held in pike faster than you can. Or can you do 1,000 crunches in a row? How about handstand pushups?

You need a different perspective on women.





and I know a small asian guy about 65 that can wipe the floor with anyone. I think everyone knows/has met a 9th degree Grand Master of some close quarter combat technique. Strength is a factor in anything we do and Men are stronger than women naturally. There are plenty of women who I respect for their efforts and there are women whom I admire for their abilities but ultimately when a Man and a Woman are equally trained in a fighting art the man will win.

This I find funny mainly because women have a higher pain tolerance naturally then men.




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Bzzzz
Mon May 02, 2005 9:30 am
#8


Jedi-roots are pretty badass. A lot more Jedi are falling to BHs now, but it seems to me that it's just the weak being culled. I duelled a friend who managed to keep himself healed nearly to full while matching me root for root, knockdown for knockdown.


Jedi are way more than just a lightsaber spec. I've got a lot more respect for the successful ones now, but the dummies don't have nearly as much room for error.


"Your target is not online."


/sigh



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Golrok
Mon May 02, 2005 10:12 am
#9

Exactly. They can still contend, butnot by just mashing one single button to spam a macro. Some of them just dont get it.

Docbengal
Mon May 02, 2005 1:38 pm
#10

Most likely he ask for no root because right now, roots are broken.


They are supposed to break on next damage, but instead they are making the rooted player stay still for the duration regardless of how much damage they take. So its a bug and wouldnt be fair since its not working correctly.







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Nicolas_Frost
Mon May 02, 2005 1:47 pm
#11


VegitoX wrote:


Nicolas_Frost wrote:

LaughingWolf wrote:


VegitoX wrote:


VitoGenovese wrote:


VegitoX wrote:

heh, there is a female in my martial arts school that routinely hands my @ss to me...

What a Women!




Is she cute?
LOL only on the smuggler forum....



you know...i've often asked myself,"would I talk to her if she were a woman outside of the school"; and I came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest apple on the tree, but it's something about the way she, excuse the pun, man-handles me , that really does something for me.





You like being tossed around eh? "chuckles"

sorry, couldn't help teasing.




I'm guessing he likes it rough.


haha...c'mon.

Am I the only guy here that can appreciate a fairly attractive woman, who practically owns anyone she spars against?

/crickets chirping sound affect

fine...






On the contrary, I can appreciate a woman who is both strong and attractive. I just like being a smartass.



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


LaughingWolf
Mon May 02, 2005 5:04 pm
#12



VegitoX wrote:


Nicolas_Frost wrote:

LaughingWolf wrote:


VegitoX wrote:


VitoGenovese wrote:


VegitoX wrote:

heh, there is a female in my martial arts school that routinely hands my @ss to me...

What a Women!




Is she cute?
LOL only on the smuggler forum....



you know...i've often asked myself,"would I talk to her if she were a woman outside of the school"; and I came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest apple on the tree, but it's something about the way she, excuse the pun, man-handles me , that really does something for me.





You like being tossed around eh? "chuckles"

sorry, couldn't help teasing.




I'm guessing he likes it rough.


haha...c'mon.

Am I the only guy here that can appreciate a fairly attractive woman, who practically owns anyone she spars against?

/crickets chirping sound affect

fine...






I'm sure you are not.



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Fresh out of witty signatures, sorry.
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