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Thread: How does Last Ditch work?

REDLION78
Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:25 am
#1

???
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:35 am
#2

*gestures to a wall with "Read the Sticky Notes!" scrawled in the blood of the last person to ask this question*



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SwenLaransa
Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:57 am
#3



Nicolas_Frost wrote:
*gestures to a wall with "Read the Sticky Notes!" scrawled in the blood of the last person to ask this question*




/sighs
You know we have to tip the forum maids more to clean that stuff up and not go to the cops. Couldn't you just poison his drink. At least that way there's no blood and it 'could' be natural. What's the exuse going to be this time? "Sorry officer. He just slipped and fell down the stairs, hitting twenty seven upturned cleavers on the way down. No sir. No witnessess. Yes sir. Just my word."




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Nicolas_Frost
Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:15 am
#4

Well, it just gets annoying, especially when there's a thread up there which has most everything re Last Ditch in a neat little package, so I use one of these guys as a warning to the restin hopes it gets the message across faster.

Besides, the rest of that guy is currently hanging in pieces over a lye pit, once he's drained, I'll put all the pieces in seperate, triple-layered trashbags and dump them each at several different places across the city in dumpsters.

Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 06-05-2005 05:18 AM



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


Kyodor
Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:10 am
#5

In one sentence:

The Damage is inversely proportional to the amount of Health.



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