Smuggler Archive

Once again its time for silly songs with Arsani, the part of the forums where Arsani comes out and sings a silly song.

*Cue tango music*

I ache for the touch of your lips, Devs,
But instead I get the touch ofyour whips, Devs.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to theSmuggler MasochistTango.

Let ourforumshave noflames, not an ember,
Say it’s my profession that you willdismember.
Give concepts toeye,
Then delete then when we try,
As we dance to the Smuggler MasochistTango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand.

ecch!
It’s here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your Dev heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That’s why I’m in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
Aflame with revamp desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your lightsaber swing, love,
I can feel the pain it brings, love,
Ev’ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the BH
That Blixtev gave some love,
Will our turn ever come, love,
Or will we never get some?

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
You made with your nerfing lash,
As we danced to the Smuggler MasochistTango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Thennerf me once again,
And say we’ll never part.
I know too well
I’m underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it’s my heart.
Excuse me!

Take yourflamethrower from it’s holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you’re mine,
As we dance to the Smuggler MasochistTango

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"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

No, I'm a college dropout who just happens to have a talent for parody. If I could the lyrics for the giant toilet in the sky song, y'all'd be in for a real treat.

Imperial Col. Croda L'to

Jedi kiss their sisters -- repeatedly.


Zombie_Arsani wrote: Quiet jedi, grownups are talking.

I was born cynical.

I mastered sarcasm through constant use, though.

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the ghost of Kohs - i am Jack's IGNORED profession

Ceci n'est pas une Smuggler

Think of it as me broadening your horizons. Or smuggling you new song content.

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the ghost of Kohs - i am Jack's IGNORED profession

Ceci n'est pas une Smuggler