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Thread: What would have happened if...
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SmugglinZane
Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:33 pm
#1
What would have happened if Han had to wait for a revamp to smuggle?
He would have never worked for Jabba, become indebted, taken the job from Obi-Wan and Luke, or rescued the Princess and delivered R2.
Zane
EmpireEntrepeneur
Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:47 pm
#2
You see, a close friend's neighbor's postman's lil nephew's English teacher heard a message on a transister radio that Han actually bought his smuggler character from [email protected] and wasnt going to pay him until he could play it. SO you see he is waiting for the revamp. Thats why the only thing he smuggled was the last thing he smuggled, which were just other players to begin with. So there wasnt any smuggling at all.
SmugglinZane
Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:26 am
#3
I've been thinking it over... Han was a Master Image Designer that was also a privateer... and sabaac never actually existed. He got the Falcon from Lando, who was his PA recruiter, and also got a free house and swoop when he signed up.
Zane
JacobKell
Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:39 pm
#5
He would have gone looking for Kirk to settle that argument once and for all
Message Edited by JacobKell on 11-12-2004 11:39 AM
SmugglinZane
Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:37 pm
#6
I'm also starting to think that the Emperor was not a tyrant... he was just a Mayor that was never voted out of office because they hadn't fixed the voting rules until the next patch.... Does that mean that Lucas is going to remake 5 and 6?
Zane
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:12 am
#7
Yeah, anddid anyone else know that Vader was just an 1337 griefer with a hacked and sliced saber? Plus, he even has an exploit that lets him wear armor while keeping his saber certification and Force powers.
SmugglinZane
Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:49 pm
#8
Not to mention the fact that Vader is using powerups that noone else has! Damn that cybernetic crap...
Ban Vader's Account!!!
Zane
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