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Thread: What would have happened if...

SmugglinZane
Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:33 pm
#1

What would have happened if Han had to wait for a revamp to smuggle?


He would have never worked for Jabba, become indebted, taken the job from Obi-Wan and Luke, or rescued the Princess and delivered R2.


Zane



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
EmpireEntrepeneur
Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:47 pm
#2

You see, a close friend's neighbor's postman's lil nephew's English teacher heard a message on a transister radio that Han actually bought his smuggler character from [email protected] and wasnt going to pay him until he could play it. SO you see he is waiting for the revamp. Thats why the only thing he smuggled was the last thing he smuggled, which were just other players to begin with. So there wasnt any smuggling at all.



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SmugglinZane
Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:26 am
#3

I've been thinking it over... Han was a Master Image Designer that was also a privateer... and sabaac never actually existed. He got the Falcon from Lando, who was his PA recruiter, and also got a free house and swoop when he signed up.


Zane



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
itysko
Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:11 am
#4

haha..this is great..keep it up! lol



sorry to see this game in its current state
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JacobKell
Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:39 pm
#5


He would have gone looking for Kirk to settle that argument once and for all

Message Edited by JacobKell on 11-12-2004 11:39 AM



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SmugglinZane
Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:37 pm
#6

I'm also starting to think that the Emperor was not a tyrant... he was just a Mayor that was never voted out of office because they hadn't fixed the voting rules until the next patch.... Does that mean that Lucas is going to remake 5 and 6?


Zane



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:12 am
#7

Yeah, anddid anyone else know that Vader was just an 1337 griefer with a hacked and sliced saber? Plus, he even has an exploit that lets him wear armor while keeping his saber certification and Force powers.



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SmugglinZane
Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:49 pm
#8

Not to mention the fact that Vader is using powerups that noone else has! Damn that cybernetic crap...


Ban Vader's Account!!!


Zane



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
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