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Thread: Because Vs. Threads have for some reason, become so popular...
Ice-Weasel wrote:
Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on
Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit
Nah, here's the way I see it:
Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.
Indy: "I hate snakes!"
Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.
Han: "I hate brats!"
Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.
Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"
Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.
TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.
After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.
Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.
Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Ice-Weasel wrote:
Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on
Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit
Nah, here's the way I see it:
Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.
Indy: "I hate snakes!"
Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.
Han: "I hate brats!"
Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.
Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"
Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.
TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.
After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.
Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.
Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Ice-Weasel wrote:Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going onIndiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some creditNah, here's the way I see it:
Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.
Indy: "I hate snakes!"
Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.
Han: "I hate brats!"
Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.
Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"
Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.
TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.
After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.
Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.
Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM
nazi fighters... hmmm..
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Ice-Weasel wrote:
Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on
Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit
Nah, here's the way I see it:
Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.
Indy: "I hate snakes!"
Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.
Han: "I hate brats!"
Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.
Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"
Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.
TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.
After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.
Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.
Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM
LOL, that was definitely worth the read!!! 5 stars funny!!!