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Thread: Because Vs. Threads have for some reason, become so popular...

Nicolas_Frost
Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:04 pm
#1

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones


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SBRD0C
Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:07 pm
#2

Um... I... Erm... Dunno...


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Ice-Weasel
Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:11 am
#3

Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on


Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:23 am
#4






Ice-Weasel wrote:

Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on


Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit







Nah, here's the way I see it:


Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.


Indy: "I hate snakes!"


Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.


Han: "I hate brats!"


Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.


Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"


Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.


TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.


After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.


Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.

Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM



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Jalgraxa
Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:15 am
#5

lol i love it ....


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WillburWright
Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:42 am
#6






Nicolas_Frost wrote:






Ice-Weasel wrote:

Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on


Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit







Nah, here's the way I see it:


Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.


Indy: "I hate snakes!"


Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.


Han: "I hate brats!"


Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.


Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"


Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.


TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.


After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.


Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.


Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM






Spec-Ops
Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:10 pm
#7



Nicolas_Frost wrote:


Ice-Weasel wrote:
Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on
Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit



Nah, here's the way I see it:

Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.

Indy: "I hate snakes!"

Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.

Han: "I hate brats!"

Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.

Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"

Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.

TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.

After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.

Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.

Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM





nazi fighters... hmmm..



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Imperiai2
Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:25 pm
#8

Yea, no way I could see Han fighting Indy. They are both dirty-- they'd both go for thier respective pistols, and before firing would probably be grinning at each other and realize 'hey this guy is allllllright'.



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Ternque01
Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:39 pm
#9






Nicolas_Frost wrote:






Ice-Weasel wrote:

Indiana would whip Han Solo even though it would be a cool fight type thing going on


Indiana is way cooler in my opinion but I give Han Solo some credit







Nah, here's the way I see it:


Han and Indy take positions facing each other 15-20 feet apart, they draw and fire. Both shots miraculously hit each other's guns. Chewbacca throws a snake at Indy.


Indy: "I hate snakes!"


Short-Round(little kid from Temple of Doom) runs up and kicks Han in the shin.


Han: "I hate brats!"


Storm Troopers pile in from one door, and Nazis pile in from the other.


Han and Indy: "I hate these guys!"


Han, Indy, Chewbacca, and Short-Round pile in the Falcon and take off, after Chewie gets Han's DL-44 and Short-Round retrieves Indy's Welby.


TIEs and Nazi fighters begin to chase the Falcon, Chewie pilots while Han and Indy each take a turret, blowing Imperials and Nazis outta the air.


After everything is over, Han and Indy go to a bar and become drinking buddies, start a fight with locals, and find another place. A Bounty Hunter comes after Han, and while they're talking, Indy shoots the hunter, the hunter's buddy comes after Indy, and Han shoots the hunter's buddy.


Both toss a couple coins to the bartender and walk out with smirks on thier faces.


Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 11-14-2004 03:24 AM





LOL, that was definitely worth the read!!! 5 stars funny!!!



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