Smuggler Archive
Thread: The best one yet- Lando vs Bugs Bunny
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JacobKell
Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:20 pm
#1
100 credits on bugs,he would do his trick of dressing up as a woman and charming his way through landos defences!
Are these getting silly now?
SOE give us our revamp now,so this insanity can end!!!!!!
Polarbear868
Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:32 pm
#2
Lando would lose, not only could Bugs dress as a woman, but if Lando decides to use a double barrel shotgun, Bugs would just tie the barrels into a bow, rendering the gun useless, and harmful to its user.
Spec-Ops
Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:37 pm
#3
bugs bunnny would win cause he is a cartoon.. if lando lands a hit bugs would turn black and say something witty then keep on going
Skelestoner
Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:48 am
#5
plus, if lando actually did hit bugs, the rabbit would go into a "woe is me, its getting dark" speech and lando would feel bad, ultimately losing when bugs gives him a huge kiss on the face.
lurdanta
Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:42 am
#6
Bugs would simply convince Lando that it wasn't Rabbit hunting season, it was really Wookie hunting season and Lando would start shooting at Chewie, who would pull Landos arms and legs off, end of story.
Orcajum
Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:37 pm
#7
Polarbear868 wrote:
Lando would lose, not only could Bugs dress as a woman, but if Lando decides to use a double barrel shotgun, Bugs would just tie the barrels into a bow, rendering the gun useless, and harmful to its user.
Lando would never use a shotgun. Not when he could be using a Colt 45.
Ternque01
Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:21 am
#8
There is only one way to get rid of a toon.... DIP! (That acid dip from Who Framed Rogger Rabbit?) Lando could tap the song "Shave and a Haircut" where bugs is hiding. Bugs would leap out into a large vat of DIP.
Still though, Lando is wicked smooth and has a great mustache. And we all know that any human/cyborgs in cartoons whoop major butt. Lobot, Lando's cybernetic assistant would whuup some butt!
Bugs also depended on the hot headedness of his victims to do the most damage to them. Lando is 10 bottles smooth on the Colt 45 scale and doesn't $#@% around.
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