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DidI spell that right...Futurama

Bender hands Down,

Bite My Shiny Metal As s

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First they came for the Rangers, and I did not speak out. because I was not a Ranger.
Then they came for the Creature Handlers, and I did not speak out. because I was not a Creature Handler
Then they came for the Traders, and I did not speak out. because I was not a Trader.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.


- The greatest conspiracy, is the one you think you know about.
Proud member of the Anti-NGE Kabal

Bender,no debate needed!

RIP SWG
Who wants my stuff?

The Infamous Caylin Borealis - First Master Smuggler on Bria
One of the Four Horsemen of the Smuggler Apocalypse!
:The Ghost with the Most:

Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor
Master Smuggler/Master Officer Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler

I didn't even have to think about this one. Bender Bending Rodriguez

Bender would just insult jar jar until he ran away crying

Bender all the way

Bender with the KO in the first round. He'd go on a drunken rampage.

Dayasi Vo'Boda CEO of SCUM PA.
Founders of Agrilatia in the Agrilat Swamps Of Corellia (Intrepid).
Taking Scum and Villainy to a new Level to Serve YOU.
Remember: SCUM does it dirtyAnother Horseman of the Smuggling Apocolypse

If theres one person cooler than homer simpson(!) its bender

RIP SWG
Who wants my stuff?

You guys got it all wrong. Bender is not a complete idiot. He would involve jar jar in a bank robbing scheme. Then set him up to take the fall.

No me jar jar binks me no steal. Me helping a maxy big friend move.

Meanwhile bender eats the liberated money, and goes to sleep to dream about killing all humans.

We all know jar jar can be convinced into doing anything he has the IQ of a child.

Hmm... Bender is fueled by booze, Jar Jar can't even talk straight when sober...

I'll take Bender hands down after they both chug some brandy.

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

jar jar, he'd cause bender to explode, due to his...his...well..stupid personality