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We've gotbeer 'n' pie
We got everything you want
Honey, unless you wanna jedi
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
LAjustwant the money, honey
'B'iggfoot is adisease


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Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
They wanna watch usbleed

Welcome to the forums
We take it day by day
If you want you're gonna get banned
But it's the price you pay
We got somevery sexy girls
And weain'thard to please
But wecan taste the bitterness
from the all the neglect that we see

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Feel my, my, my broken dream
I, I wanna hearyou scream

Welcome to the forums
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In theforums where we play
Ifthey got a hunger for what you see
Catsand zombies may attack

You canask anything you want
But you better read the friggen FAQ

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Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
They wanna watch usbleed

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in theforums n00bie
You're gonna die
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Developer shame
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Feel my, my, my trolling flame

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cancel game
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It's gonna bring you down-HA!

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114