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Thread: Johnny Cochran Died

Akiram_Glockem
Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:53 pm
#1

I will always remember the Chewbacca Defence. Clicky to CNN



Akiram "The Glock" Glockem
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Grand de facto leader of DLW and bringer of DOOOOOM
"Old Jedi never die, they just end up on eBay"
I am Jack's ignored profession.
fishbrains
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:11 pm
#2

I now wear my sig with pride

Message Edited by fishbrains on 03-29-2005 07:12 PM



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


MISTagent01
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:20 pm
#3

Can we get a Chewbacca Defense, one more for the road?



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...


That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


fishbrains
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:22 pm
#4

Ladies and Gentleman of this supposed jury I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that, that does not make sense. Why would an eight foot tall Wookiee want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case? Nothing, ladies and getleman it has nothing to do with this case. Ladies and gentlemen I am not making any sense, none of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation....does it make sense? No....Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury , it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

Now look at the monkey...look at the monkey!



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


Zeon_Zaku
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:30 pm
#5

I don't get the "Wookiee defence force" thing... but eh, okay.
Sad he croaked, though.



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