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Thread: Johnny Cochran Died
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Akiram_Glockem
Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:53 pm
#1
I will always remember the Chewbacca Defence. Clicky to CNN
fishbrains
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:11 pm
#2
I now wear my sig with pride
Message Edited by fishbrains on 03-29-2005 07:12 PM
fishbrains
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:22 pm
#4
Ladies and Gentleman of this supposed jury I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that, that does not make sense. Why would an eight foot tall Wookiee want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case? Nothing, ladies and getleman it has nothing to do with this case. Ladies and gentlemen I am not making any sense, none of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation....does it make sense? No....Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury , it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
Now look at the monkey...look at the monkey!
Now look at the monkey...look at the monkey!
Zeon_Zaku
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:30 pm
#5
I don't get the "Wookiee defence force" thing... but eh, okay.
Sad he croaked, though.
Sad he croaked, though.
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