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Thread: Yim = Dorkus Maxus
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yimaz
Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:32 am
#1
So last night I had my first set of RIS made (thank you Fos)and man was I happy, it was cause forcelebration. This means I had a few "drinks" while I was playing. 
I got buffed and put my new bad arse set of RIS on, ran around killing everything I could findand fielding the "hey what kind of armor is that" questions that comes with RIS.I felt like a Rock Star......
As the night wore on some close to master pilots asked for my help in the exit mission for pilot 4444 and for the first time got to truly "test" my Krayt (The Auto de fe) against some mean ties and a gunboat, we did well...
Now since I went up in space I took the RIS off and sported my normal smuggler cloths and after the mission still had about 45min worth of buff's so I headed to the cantina (mos eisely) to heal and see what kinda trouble I could get into. I had a nice buzz and here is when I became dorkus maxus....
I enter the bar and it'spacked with entertainers, n00bs, reb's and Imps. As usualStorm Trooper NPC'sare there talking crap, I beat the snot out of 'em and start to heal. I did not bother looting so the bodies were still there when another group of troops came in this time gunning for me. I stood up and said "sorry ladies" to the entertainers this time pulling my DE-10 and adding my Colonel title to my name. Walking not running I moved withsure footed confidenceand put the troops down fast again not looting so more bodies were downed and things were starting to get messy. Sure enough another patrol came in not 1 min later as I was taking them out I said "is that the best you got?" all the while switching between TKA and Pistols and now with the attention of the whole bar I was in fact showing off (there I said it) /Spit ontwo ofthe bodies as I walk (not run) out of the bar and as you would guess with dead bodys all around I said "sorry about the mess" as I left /tiping all the entertainers. What can I say I have soloevny, Im a dork. 
/Spit ontwo ofthe bodies as I walk (not run) out of the bar and as you would guess with dead bodys all around I said "sorry about the mess" as I left /tiping all the entertainers. What can I say I have soloevny, Im a dork.
JediArashi
Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:24 am
#2
yimaz wrote:
So last night I had my first set of RIS made (thank you Fos)and man was I happy, it was cause forcelebration. This means I had a few "drinks" while I was playing.
I got buffed and put my new bad arse set of RIS on, ran around killing everything I could findand fielding the "hey what kind of armor is that" questions that comes with RIS.I felt like a Rock Star......
As the night wore on some close to master pilots asked for my help in the exit mission for pilot 4444 and for the first time got to truly "test" my Krayt (The Auto de fe) against some mean ties and a gunboat, we did well...
Now since I went up in space I took the RIS off and sported my normal smuggler cloths and after the mission still had about 45min worth of buff's so I headed to the cantina (mos eisely) to heal and see what kinda trouble I could get into. I had a nice buzz and here is when I became dorkus maxus....
I enter the bar and it'spacked with entertainers, n00bs, reb's and Imps. As usualStorm Trooper NPC'sare there talking crap, I beat the snot out of 'em and start to heal. I did not bother looting so the bodies were still there when another group of troops came in this time gunning for me. I stood up and said "sorry ladies" to the entertainers this time pulling my DE-10 and adding my Colonel title to my name. Walking not running I moved withsure footed confidenceand put the troops down fast again not looting so more bodies were downed and things were starting to get messy. Sure enough another patrol came in not 1 min later as I was taking them out I said "is that the best you got?" all the while switching between TKA and Pistols and now with the attention of the whole bar I was in fact showing off (there I said it)
Truer words have never been spoken....
But it was still cool to hear you had a fun time in game, and put the Smug back in Smuggler!
DRWolfe
Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:26 am
#3
I thought you were going to say you got drunk and accidentally deleted your RIS armor!
I wouldn't call that Dorkus Maxus, I'd call that a helluva good time!
I wouldn't call that Dorkus Maxus, I'd call that a helluva good time!
DRWolfe
Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:03 pm
#4
Makes me wanna get Renn all built back up and hang out in the cantina with ya, Yim.
But you'll have to do all the drinking for both of us...
But you'll have to do all the drinking for both of us...
yimaz
Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:09 pm
#5
Well I was not drunk, just buzzed
DRWolfe wrote:
Makes me wanna get Renn all built back up and hang out in the cantina with ya, Yim.
But you'll have to do all the drinking for both of us...
usually im not buffed when Im there so it's a hit an run type of thing but to be buffed with no armor on and dominate thoseImps felt nice, they are a pain in the arse and had it coming. BTW am I the only one who loves "walking" and shooting at the same time, it looks so damn cool...
JediArashi
Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:40 pm
#6
yimaz wrote:
Gavindar wrote:
DRWolfe wrote:
I thought you were going to say you got drunk and accidentally deleted your RIS armor!
I wouldn't call that Dorkus Maxus, I'd call that a helluva good time!
haha me too
No, no that title would have been;
Yim = drunkin fool someone kill me.
Haha!
You crack me up man!
Gavindar
Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:24 am
#7
DRWolfe wrote:
I thought you were going to say you got drunk and accidentally deleted your RIS armor!
I wouldn't call that Dorkus Maxus, I'd call that a helluva good time!
haha me too
yimaz
Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:26 am
#8
Gavindar wrote:
DRWolfe wrote:
I thought you were going to say you got drunk and accidentally deleted your RIS armor!
I wouldn't call that Dorkus Maxus, I'd call that a helluva good time!
haha me too
No, no that title would have been;
Yim = drunkin fool someone kill me.
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