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Thread: nothing to see here, move along..

Rueger_Karde
Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:46 am
#1


Message Edited by Rueger_Karde on 03-30-2005 10:41 AM



"People are wondering what will happen to Afghanistan when were finished fighting there. Im sure there are plans to rebuild the country, and a lot of times with rebuilding comes a name change. These are some possible name changes the government has been mulling over: Halfghanistan, Pothole-istan, Jenniferanistan, @ssbackwardstan, Bye-bye-Talibanstan, @ss-Kicked-istan."
— Jay Leno
Rueger_Karde
Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:37 am
#2
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"People are wondering what will happen to Afghanistan when were finished fighting there. Im sure there are plans to rebuild the country, and a lot of times with rebuilding comes a name change. These are some possible name changes the government has been mulling over: Halfghanistan, Pothole-istan, Jenniferanistan, @ssbackwardstan, Bye-bye-Talibanstan, @ss-Kicked-istan."
— Jay Leno
maxtheusher
Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:39 am
#3
Um, wow...


uh, might be a bad time for you to commit a grievous board sin...


/Ducks



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Rueger_Karde
Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:41 am
#4

Oh crap, did'nt even think abou t it.



"People are wondering what will happen to Afghanistan when were finished fighting there. Im sure there are plans to rebuild the country, and a lot of times with rebuilding comes a name change. These are some possible name changes the government has been mulling over: Halfghanistan, Pothole-istan, Jenniferanistan, @ssbackwardstan, Bye-bye-Talibanstan, @ss-Kicked-istan."
— Jay Leno
yimaz
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:16 pm
#5



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DrevenStrobe
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:47 pm
#6




yimaz wrote:

Something to see





People like that scare me...



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Nicolas_Frost
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:50 pm
#7

DrevenStrobe wrote:

yimaz wrote:
Something to see


People like that scare me...



I can see where the guy selling the rock is coming from, he's makin' a quick buck off of stupid people. Power to him. Its the stupid people which actually raised the bid over five grand which scare me. Hopefully, whoever orders the rock, will accidentily perish by the same rock. They get themselves a Darwin award and remove one more stupid gene from the genepool.



Jaecob Maragi
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The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


yimaz
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:55 pm
#8




Nicolas_Frost wrote:




DrevenStrobe wrote:




yimaz wrote:

Something to see





People like that scare me...





I can see where the guy selling the rock is coming from, he's makin' a quick buck off of stupid people. Power to him. Its the stupid people which actually raised the bid over five grand which scare me. Hopefully, whoever orders the rock, will accidentily perish by the same rock. They get themselves a Darwin award and remove one more stupid gene from the genepool.




I have a wadded up ball of used toilet paper that looks like Elvis, his corn chunk eyes follow me around the room and he's always asking mefor a PB&J sandwich with bannana slices, fried in pig fat. Maybe I should sell it on e-bay??



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Nicolas_Frost
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:58 pm
#9

yimaz wrote:

Nicolas_Frost wrote:

DrevenStrobe wrote:

yimaz wrote:
Something to see


People like that scare me...



I can see where the guy selling the rock is coming from, he's makin' a quick buck off of stupid people. Power to him. Its the stupid people which actually raised the bid over five grand which scare me. Hopefully, whoever orders the rock, will accidentily perish by the same rock. They get themselves a Darwin award and remove one more stupid gene from the genepool.

I have a wadded up ball of used toilet paper that looks like Elvis, his corn chunk eyes follow me around the room and he's always asking me for a PB&J sandwich with bannana slices, fried in pig fat. Maybe I should sell it on e-bay??




Hell, I'd sell my hair(and I'm not talking about the hair on my head/face) if I thought I could get a few hundred for it.



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


DrevenStrobe
Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:59 pm
#10
After the hurricanes that blew through Florida last year, I heard about a woman selling a tupperware container full of WIND from Hurrican Francis (I think it was Francis anyway)...



Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
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Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
AbsinthMinded
Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:54 pm
#11

I'm lost...which happens alot



Carpe Cervesa!!
DrevenStrobe
Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:57 pm
#12




AbsinthMinded wrote:


I'm lost...which happens alot





*givesher a flashlight and a map*

Message Edited by DrevenStrobe on 03-30-2005 08:47 PM



Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP
Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
TomoRainer
Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:57 pm
#13
Must be that green fairy playing with your mind again.






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