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Quiet420

Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:10 pm

1. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

2. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on that holo-net show...IMPS?

3. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

4. You're not gonna check the cargo hold, are you?

5. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of spices, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the accelerator and the reverse thruster, forcing me to speed out of control.

6. I almost decided to be an imperial security officer, but I decided to finish high school instead.

7. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

8. Hey, is that a CDEF? That's nothing compared to this DE-10.

9. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

10. I pay your salary!

Quiet420

Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:35 pm

#2

/emote hears crickets.

jeez...tough room.

coldreboot

Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:48 am

#3

necromorteus wrote:

11. Trooper: youre eyes look a litle blood shot, have you been taking spice? You: No but youre eye's looked a litle glased have you been eating doughnuts?

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groundcrew

Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:54 am

#4

12) I thought you had to be in shape to be a Storm Trooper?

Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."

Zombie_Arsani

Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:17 am

#5

*Tackles Quiet420 in a sudden leap from the shadows, clawed undead hands gripping his throat and bashing his head against the floor, over and over and over and over until his skull turns to a red jelly-like goo. Then with a rictus grin, begins licking up the congealed mess of demolished brain matter.*

Now THAT'S COMEDY! omfgroflmaowtfbbq!!!!

_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________

She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!

Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.

Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.

MISTagent01

Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:18 am

#6

I'd like to agree with the Queen of the Banned.

Fricken' hilarious!!!!!

OMGWTFPWNEDROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATESBBQ!!11

V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.

Quiet420

Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:14 am

#7

Zombie_Arsani wrote:
*Tackles Quiet420 in a sudden leap from the shadows, clawed undead hands gripping his throat and bashing his head against the floor, over and over and over and over until his skull turns to a red jelly-like goo. Then with a rictus grin, begins licking up the congealed mess of demolished brain matter.*

Now THAT'S COMEDY! omfgroflmaowtfbbq!!!!

awww.....it looks like someone has a crush on me /blush

necromorteus

Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:36 pm

#8

11. Trooper: youre eyes look a litle blood shot, have you been taking spice? You: No but youre eye's looked a litle glased have you been eating doughnuts?

Ytiek Okeutas, Jedi Padawan

groundcrew

Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:46 pm

#9

Quiet420 wrote:

Zombie_Arsani wrote:
*Tackles Quiet420 in a sudden leap from the shadows, clawed undead hands gripping his throat and bashing his head against the floor, over and over and over and over until his skull turns to a red jelly-like goo. Then with a rictus grin, begins licking up the congealed mess of demolished brain matter.*

Now THAT'S COMEDY! omfgroflmaowtfbbq!!!!

awww.....it looks like someone has a crush on me /blush

yea.........I'm jealous. I hope one dayI meet a nice girlwho is intelligent, Good looking, and will eat my brains straight from the skull like its a bowl ofJello.

Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."

Bootzislee

Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:18 pm

#10

13) *Tries to shoot Stormtrooper. Gun explodes.* "D@%#! I knew I shouldn't have hidden the spices there.

"The three things that will get you through life:
Cover for me. Thats a great idea boss. It was like that when I got here!"
"The three things that will haunt you for the rest of your life:
You ruined your father. You ruined your family. And baldness is hereditary!"
-Homer Simpson to Bart Simpson

SyVirus

Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:30 pm

#11

well, you see, if you do this here...*slice weapon*...you get more damage this way

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