Smuggler Archive
Thread: Oh boy...here we go again...
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Rhadida
Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:38 am
#4
hehe there we go again. I think I'll get the line and check myself
yimaz wrote:
lol, now everyone will be asking us if we have the luck FS tree.
Daturaze
Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:41 am
#5
yimaz wrote:
lol, now everyone will be asking us if we have the luck FS tree.
Oh lord, I can't wait for that.
I mean- how big a font do you need when you say "Slicing is Random" for it to actually stick??
Sowsky
Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:52 am
#7
we can be a bit scoundrel:
+ Customer: Hey can you slice weapons:
+ Me: Yeah of course.....
+ Customer: Ok, you have the Luck tree, right?.
+ Me: Yes i do have a luck tree (Off line: Yes on the garden in front of my house)
+ Customer, then I wanto you to slice this uber super supra CDEF.
+ Me: Yeah.. and you want?...
+ Customer: Damage uber 35%...
+ Me ok...
...... 2 mins later ..... (I nee time to laugh)
+ Me: ok here you have 18% Speed.
+ Customer: Damn you, you ruin my gun .. you ruin me....
+ Me. Sry I mistake the Luck tree with my cristmas tree.... its 15000 Credits for the slice btw.
+ ..............
Styphon
Message Edited by Sowsky on 01-18-2005 03:57 PM
Daturaze
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:00 am
#9
Sowsky wrote:
we can be a bit scoundrel:
+ Customer: Hey can you slice weapons:
+ Me: Yeah of course.....
+ Customer: Ok, you have the Luck tree, right?.
+ Me: Yes i do have a luck tree (Off line: Yes on the garden in front of my house)
+ Customer, then I wanto you to slice this uber super supra CDEF.
+ Me: Yeah.. and you want?...
+ Customer: Damage uber 35%...
+ Me ok...
...... 2 mins later ..... (I nee time to laugh)
+ Me: ok here you have 18% Speed.
+ Customer: Damn you, you ruin my gun .. you ruin me....
+ Me. Sry I mistake the Luck tree with my cristmas tree.... Here 15000 Credits for the slice.
+ ..............
Styphon
Or better yet, after a 14% slice say:
1) "OH, sorry, I thought you meant the Joy Luck Club that I've got on DVD, sorry, my bad"
2) Hmm, well at least I don't need that horseshoe anymore - starting to really hurt lodged up there.
Or, when asked, if you have force luck you could:
1) Emote "A Leprechan shoots out of my butt" and ask the mark "What do you think"
2) /wave /whisper "These are not the droids you're looking for"
3) Or just lie and say "OH yeah"
egbertvanloenen
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:06 am
#10
this proves it again(like the chuckle thread didn't prove anything...)
ALWAYS MAKE SURE U GET UR CASH FIRST
ana-mo-cara
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:21 am
#11
You can ofcoarse say the following and really mess a player up.
Yeah I got the luck tree. There is a problem though. Everytime I luck slice the system makes me use up a woolamander harrower bone shard. Unless I have a woolamander bone shard in my inventory it will not let me use a fs luck slice. If you bring me one I will gladly luck slice your gun for 1000 credits.
If your really a jerk. You can tell the player you need something like dewback bile. Bantha horn. Carrion spat feathers. Graul mauler fleece. The result is the player can end up killing these things for hours before catching on.
I once had a player ask me to make him an exploit weapon. I said sure and gave him a list of five special items that I needed to make the exploit weapon. I almost died of laughing when he came back to me in tell three days later. Okay I got the glowing lantern bird feather. The krayt dragon horn. The ravenous torton egg. The gungan peace orb. I just cannot find this deadeye diskset.
My response well you usually have to talk to a jedi about getting on of their disk sets. Response I should be able to do that. Will you be on for a couple more hours. Sure will the only question I got to this day is where the hell did he get the other things and what were they really.
zzSeawock
Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:10 am
#12
too funny! and yet insidious and deliciously scoundrel-like!
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:20 am
#13
Almost makes we wanna grind Luck 4, then when people come to me asking if I have it, I can truthfuly say yes.
/scenario(made legible)
"Dood! I'm wanting an uber slice on this krayted, yellow barreled, DE-10! Do you have Luck4?"
"Yes, I charge twenty grand per item.(price raised for uber kiddies)"
"Cool!"
"Congratulations! 14% Speed!"
"..." "I thought you said you had Luck 4!"
"I do, but it doesn't effect slicing outcome in the least. Twenty grand please."
"You ruined my weapon!"
"No, I increased its speed."
"But I'm a pistol god!"
"How does that effect me?"
"You owe me for ruining that gun!"
"I didn't ruin it. I made it faster. I have no control over the type of slice, nor the percentage of said slice. Plus, its not my fault you speed capped yourself, I didn't force you to grind your template, did I?"
"Give me the gun!"
"How about I charge you more for hassling me?"
"Thief!"
"Thanks for the gun, it'll really help with the speed slice, I'm not speed-capped, you know."
/endscenario
/scenario(made legible)
"Dood! I'm wanting an uber slice on this krayted, yellow barreled, DE-10! Do you have Luck4?"
"Yes, I charge twenty grand per item.(price raised for uber kiddies)"
"Cool!"
"Congratulations! 14% Speed!"
"..." "I thought you said you had Luck 4!"
"I do, but it doesn't effect slicing outcome in the least. Twenty grand please."
"You ruined my weapon!"
"No, I increased its speed."
"But I'm a pistol god!"
"How does that effect me?"
"You owe me for ruining that gun!"
"I didn't ruin it. I made it faster. I have no control over the type of slice, nor the percentage of said slice. Plus, its not my fault you speed capped yourself, I didn't force you to grind your template, did I?"
"Give me the gun!"
"How about I charge you more for hassling me?"
"Thief!"
"Thanks for the gun, it'll really help with the speed slice, I'm not speed-capped, you know."
/endscenario
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