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Thread: I'm a Low-Down, Filthy, Underhanded Piece of Scum, Pirate, and a Scoundrel.....
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NickHeel
Mon May 09, 2005 2:41 am
#1
....and it's fro teh win, baby 
If I was a 'rassler I'd have to be Jake "The Snake" Roberts in his prime with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan cheering me on. Two of my favorites that I took life lessons from. Namely Brain's philosophy on how to beat people in a fight: Be real nice and shake their hand, then kick 'em in the stomach!
I was about to log out tonight when I saw a CL44 Jedi spamming to join a hunting group in the middle of town. Wow 
I got 15 minutes. Let's just see. So I go and check the terminals and sure enough, he's worth 50k. So I pick it up and join his group and act all nice and "how'do you do?"
I got 15 minutes. Let's just see. So I go and check the terminals and sure enough, he's worth 50k. So I pick it up and join his group and act all nice and "how'do you do?"We head out hunting with 2 other Master Bounty Hunters (who I was more worried about having the same idea as I was) against some Picketts on Dantooine. Within 5 seconds of that lair being attacked, the Jedi is incapped. Far better than I expected.
I simply walk over, hold ctrl, and hit "1". 50k in my pocket. No risk, no decay, no expenses on droids or supplies. Boba would give that an A++ I believe. You couldn't wish for a better situation as a Bounty Hunter.
But you know it's coming: "That was lame", "Real lame", "That was a b*tch kill, you b*tch", "Only f*gs fight like that"
Now, granted, I could have turned him into a grease spot in the dirt regardless. But, why do that and lose decay on your PSG, armor, pistol, use up food and spice, and waste money on droids.
So, I leave you with question the first: There's nothing wrong with that is there? (and yes, I'm bragging)
And question the second: Just how cool was that!?
DARTHBAYLOR
Mon May 09, 2005 3:00 am
#2
Kudos to you mate , if you take a bounty off of the terms for somebody , then theyre fair game , if that paddy was too slow or dense to check if he was in the clear then he deserved to get whupped , I cant understand peeps who moan about gettin jumped while theyre wanted??? , if your trackin somebody for cash then you use all the guile you have obviously ,
bounty hunters are callous hunters , not joyful pvpers , lol 
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, I cant understand jedi , they know that theyre wanted , but whinge when theyre hunted , if you take the path of the force youve obviously been ig long enough to know you gonna be hunted ruthlessly at some point , if your an ebay glowie , ive even less sympathy.
im gonna take bh too , an ill be an underhand callous hunter , i wont be in it for the pvp , just the thrill of the hunt/kill an the cash...........
im gonna take bh too , an ill be an underhand callous hunter , i wont be in it for the pvp , just the thrill of the hunt/kill an the cash...........a smuggler bh merc is about as low as ya can get , bring it on
ChiiTWINS
Mon May 09, 2005 3:23 am
#3
That is one of the nastiest, dirtiest, filthiest, scummiest ways of collecting a bounty I've ever seen.
Can I have your autograph?
OkaxBilce
Mon May 09, 2005 3:36 am
#4
Well Done Sir ! , Next time i see you in the Cantina , The Jawa Beer is on Me !
Okax Bilce
AngusMacGregor
Mon May 09, 2005 3:37 am
#5
It's one of those situations that a BH dreams of. Easy money.
I would have done the same thing.... except I never get that lucky.
LaughingWolf
Mon May 09, 2005 5:58 am
#9
You scoundrel you. lol
Very underhanded, but very within the game rules too. You didn't abused a game mechanic to cheat you way into an easy bounty: you just behaved in character. By being on the terms and spamming a starport looking for a group, he was setting himself up for the kill after all. He will learn to be more cautious.
If something like that happened to me (I mean, be being the jedi), I would have been badly torned between cursing like a sailor at my computer screen and laughing. Would probably have sent you a "You slimmy underhanded backstabber! Well done rflmao" but that's me
Very underhanded, but very within the game rules too. You didn't abused a game mechanic to cheat you way into an easy bounty: you just behaved in character. By being on the terms and spamming a starport looking for a group, he was setting himself up for the kill after all. He will learn to be more cautious.
If something like that happened to me (I mean, be being the jedi), I would have been badly torned between cursing like a sailor at my computer screen and laughing. Would probably have sent you a "You slimmy underhanded backstabber! Well done rflmao" but that's me
Message Edited by LaughingWolf on 05-09-2005 09:01 AM
DoMakk
Mon May 09, 2005 6:45 am
#10
N'Joh, baby, that was NASTY!
And we thought you couldn'tget any sexier. /blowkiss
Gaitan
Mon May 09, 2005 7:28 am
#12
I can't believe you did that and didn't get screenshots!!
*shakes head*
Onahj_Zicohr
Mon May 09, 2005 7:37 am
#13
I was on the other end of something... like that when I was selling faction. No sooner than had I declared did the Jedi start choking me to death... I got off last ditch but it was too late. I wasn't mad... I wasn't angry because he didn't let me get five feet away from my recruiter. It is how it worked. I will have him in my sites when I master..... I will live a long life...
As for your GREAT kill. What else is a smuggler if he is not the lowest sneakiest... scum of the earth... I mean Mos Eisley IS the MOST WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM and VILLAINY and that is where Han was at. We aren't a group of boyscouts. He wasn't sitting on a balcony in Theed, was he? Not on your life. I like your style. Wish I had the time and ability to do such a fine job. It is an attitude like that that I look forward to when i hunt those scum Jedi. The old addage of keeping your friends close and enemies closer would have kept that Jedi alive for a bit longer. But the way you dispatched him was classic! *bows deeply showing a great deal of respect and admiration*
As for your GREAT kill. What else is a smuggler if he is not the lowest sneakiest... scum of the earth... I mean Mos Eisley IS the MOST WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM and VILLAINY and that is where Han was at. We aren't a group of boyscouts. He wasn't sitting on a balcony in Theed, was he? Not on your life. I like your style. Wish I had the time and ability to do such a fine job. It is an attitude like that that I look forward to when i hunt those scum Jedi. The old addage of keeping your friends close and enemies closer would have kept that Jedi alive for a bit longer. But the way you dispatched him was classic! *bows deeply showing a great deal of respect and admiration*
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