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Thread: I'm Hanging Up My Smuggler DL-44

SmugglinZane
Wed May 11, 2005 11:19 am
#1






NickHeel wrote:






SmugglinZane wrote:

Ummm....


AMEN!!!




Preach! Preach!




And the Bounty Hunters rained down theLLC Judgement, and the Jedi still did not repent....


And the Bounty Hunters rained down the High Capacity Scatter Pistol Judgement, and the Jedi still did not repent...


And the Bounty Hunters rained down the Bomb Droid Judgement, and the Jedi still did not repent...



The the full wrath of the Smuggler was released upon the Jedi for their lack of faith and misuse of others' skills....



And they joined the Bounty Hunters to rain down further judgments on those who did not repent.



edit for typo

Message Edited by SmugglinZane on 05-11-2005 02:20 PM



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
Arsani
Wed May 11, 2005 11:40 am
#2





"And theBounty Hunterand theSmuggler shall lie down (blaster fire)together
and every man (and woman)shall sit under his ownSeeker and Arykyd
andthe Jedi shall be afraid."



Hallelujah

Message Edited by Arsani on 05-11-2005 02:53 PM



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Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
Erryc
Thu May 12, 2005 12:06 am
#3

It this place turns into a nun's bar, I'm outta here.



***Eyini Resresit***

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Save your local smugglers, kill a jedi.
LaughingWolf
Thu May 12, 2005 12:16 am
#4

rflmao



LaffyWolf'ya - Master Smuggler / Master Pistoleer / Rebel Colonel

Fresh out of witty signatures, sorry.
TomoRainer
Thu May 12, 2005 12:20 am
#5



Erryc wrote:
It this place turns into a nun's bar, I'm outta here.





A nun's bar? Are there many of those in your part of the world?







Smuggling uphill both ways in a Tatooine sandstorm since July '03 | Shipwright to the stars! Help put my virtual kids through college with a new X-Wing today | Ye Olde Pilot Correspondent


JediArashi
Thu May 12, 2005 12:21 am
#6

I say a AMEN Brotha 'Zane!!!!


I say a AMEN Bruthah Nick!!!


I say a, I say a AMEN!!!!





Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
JediArashi
Thu May 12, 2005 12:25 am
#7

And so ye shalt be saved by the high preistess Veela and all her glorificus glory!!! Kiss her weary feet and behold the massifitude of her perrrrrsuasion! And thou shalt rejoice in the splendiferous salvation that is the Hottest Scoundreless in the high heavens!!!


Thou shalt not leave this place that is beholden to Her and all her glorificus, massifitude and splendiferous POWer!!!





Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
GanymedePharuu
Thu May 12, 2005 12:37 am
#8



RichardBryant wrote:


P__Day wrote:
The people to blame are the people who implemented the system, not the players who play within it.
Goodluck with life after swg

Message Edited by P__Day on 05-10-2005 11:15 PM





You mispelled "exploited the hell out of it".




hell yeah!

Axob, kill a few dozen for me wouldya?



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