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Man-whoring can be pretty engaging.

Or ah... so I've heard...

Heh reminds me of this time got pulled over by a policeman for speeding. He comes up to the car and asks, "Whats the big hurry? YOu realize you could kill someone going that fast! I hope you also realize that no matter what you say or do I'm going to write you a couple of tickets."

That immediately irked me, I knew I was speeding he didn't have to be a jerk about it! "I'm going to work, officer."

"Oh and what is it that you do that is so damned important you have to break laws to get there?"

"Well, I'm in the medical profession"

"Uh-huh"

"You see I am an anus stretcher?

"Anus stretcher?"

"Yah you see I start small with my finger and work it around until its big enough for my hand. I keep working it around until I can get both hands in. I keep doing it until its big enough for whatever we need to do. Heck sometimes I can get one up to 6 feet!"

"What the hell would you do with a 6 foot anus?"

"Give him a radar gun, and a badge, then put him behind a billboard."

The tickets, were worth it.











*Anus is replaced with a 7 letter word meaning the same thing and it makes more sense
**this is not a true story.
***Is this like slashes on fark?
****Gah I hope not.
*****Maybe it is DOH!

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Alpha_Bits wrote:

Man-whoring can be pretty engaging.

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Very engaging

I'm trying to post everywhere as fast as i can but i am just one man...and once in a while my boss bugs me and tries to make me WORK

Lowballer had almost all you guys going. Thats why I checked the In - Testing forums first and I was able to launch my sarcasm that way. MMMMMMMmm sarcasm....

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Saarek wrote:
Lowballer had almost all you guys going. Thats why I checked the In - Testing forums first and I was able to launch my sarcasm that way. MMMMMMMmm sarcasm....

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Well I see it this way, when it does finally get to TC we'll have a head start on on the grind.

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VitoGenovese wrote:
Heh reminds me of this time got pulled over by a policeman for speeding. He comes up to the car and asks, "Whats the big hurry? YOu realize you could kill someone going that fast! I hope you also realize that no matter what you say or do I'm going to write you a couple of tickets."

That immediately irked me, I knew I was speeding he didn't have to be a jerk about it! "I'm going to work, officer."

"Oh and what is it that you do that is so damned important you have to break laws to get there?"

"Well, I'm in the medical profession"

"Uh-huh"

"You see I am an anus stretcher?

"Anus stretcher?"

"Yah you see I start small with my finger and work it around until its big enough for my hand. I keep working it around until I can get both hands in. I keep doing it until its big enough for whatever we need to do. Heck sometimes I can get one up to 6 feet!"

"What the hell would you do with a 6 foot anus?"

"Give him a radar gun, and a badge, then put him behind a billboard."

The tickets, were worth it.



*Anus is replaced with a 7 letter word meaning the same thing and it makes more sense
**this is not a true story.
***Is this like slashes on fark?
****Gah I hope not.
*****Maybe it is DOH!

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That is great.

I'll have to remember that one the next time I wanna get arrested...

Sorry, I'm getting a late start today. I thought I saw a thread here that the new slicing system was in on TC so I was working a newbie Smuggler this morning, got him up to pistol and unarmed 3 before I realized I was big time late for work. So I stopped off to get lunch before headin into work, yes thats how late I was, and now I'm cruising the forums.

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zakalex wrote:

Sorry, I'm getting a late start today. I thought I saw a thread here that the new slicing system was in on TC so I was working a newbie Smuggler this morning, got him up to pistol and unarmed 3 before I realized I was big time late for work. So I stopped off to get lunch before headin into work, yes thats how late I was, and now I'm cruising the forums.

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Damn you, djlowballer! See what you did to this man?

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

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zakalex wrote:

Sorry, I'm getting a late start today. I thought I saw a thread here that the new slicing system was in on TC so I was working a newbie Smuggler this morning, got him up to pistol and unarmed 3 before I realized I was big time late for work. So I stopped off to get lunch before headin into work, yes thats how late I was, and now I'm cruising the forums.

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Damn you, djlowballer! See what you did to this man?

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LOL...Well I logged in to see a player named Modal Node standing there not more then 5m from me. Turned out it was Keck, he was there too this morning.