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The instant he said you needed a F***ing Stupid**** Smuggler, he deserved anything he got From the scoundrelly rogue.

He needs to suck it up. He got caught with the family jewels out and PWNED.

Anyone who hits the duel button who isn't ready to go is a complete &%*$&% Idiot.

But then again he didn't sound like a poster boy for MENSA anyway.

Good Job defending the honor (or lack thereof) of the Smuggler appropriately

Cheers
Dat

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Mack2000mc wrote:

Any way - did i do the right thing? should i have saved my pixie?

Hope his armour decayed lots........

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Nope, you did fine. At the end of this tale our intrepid Imperial now had wounds to deal with and still needed faction points.

Smart guy.

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Mack2000mc wrote:

There i was in the cantina in bestine sat down at a table enjoying the company of one of the dancers, when 2 imperial cl 80's stroll inone wearinghis full storm trooper armour, the other just wearing the helmet. I continue to chat to the lovely dancer but cant help over here there conversation.

Storm Trooper "Why arent you wearing your armour?"

Half Stormtrooper "I lack the fp's too wear it"

Storm Trooper " What you need is some f*****G stupid dumb a** smuggler"

Then points at me...........

I respond by stating that im i may be a smuggler but not a stupid blah blah one, fairly inconvenianced that my conversation had been disrupted and i had been insulted.

Storm Trooper "Did he call me stupid?"

Half Storm trooper "no he called you a F*****g Blah blah ( you get the picture)

So in comes the duel request

Now intending to accept the duel i swallow a pixie and some other food buffs (warl suprise from kash)

The funny part -

I accept duel but it appears the storm trooper has resumed his conversation with counterpart whilst im buffing and equiping my renegade

I /knockdown shot and start thumping him with reckless, body shot,quick draw etc but he refuses to get up

confused by this i make the decission to d/blow even though im imperial myself and usualy dont d/b fellow imperials, but this guy had just embarassed me.

I sat down to resume my conversation,the dancer was laughing at this point when in come the tells

"i wasnt rdy! i said no death blows"

I explained that he should keep his mouth closed in future and not challenge people to duels if he is not ready /addignore

Any way - did i do the right thing? should i have saved my pixie?

Hope his armour decayed lots........

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Did you do the right thing? And how! I got all goose pimply just reading this...I wish you could have db'd him a few extra times just for added irony.

It's called 'Dirty Fighting' for a reason. Good job, man... /applaud. I would have done the same thing! You defended the honor of smugglers, you handed out a beat-down to a punk and you charmed the lady. If you had just made some money off of it, it would have been perfect. Like maybe sell some faction to the guy you didn't db.

Awesome! I just wish I could have been there to watch.

I would have sat and talked shyt over his body before I killed him, but killing him definately would have happened.

One day this noob (pre-cu) was harassing me in theed. He "dictated my fate to be grim" and said I was going to die. He sent me a duel request then RAN off. I kept him targeted and he did a circle around the hospital and theed then ran back and I accepted the duel, shot him twice, then proceeded to kill him and told him next time he wishes to fight a girl to keep his mouth shut. ( I was on my female toon )

Someone buy that man a drink...

/applaud

/secretSmugglerHandShake

Now that's some good smugglering...

another notch on the "Don't Smuck With Fugglers" belt!

very well done man!