Smuggler Archive
Thread: The Future, The Horizon...
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EmonOkari
Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:27 pm
#1
May, 2006....
...SOE theme comes up...drummy music crescendos, then fades....screen goes black....
...Pause...
Not So Long Ago, In The Only Server Left...
...Pause...
...Pause...
...Pause...
STAR WARS
...Music loudly plays...words roll upthe screen...
Publish XXX: Jedi vs Bounty Hunter
It is a dark time for Star Wars Galaxies. After nearly three years of funnelling adventurers into two templates, despair has taken hold across the galaxy. Thousands of accounts have been cancelled...
...Inswift and boldretaliation, SOE unveils its most deadly weapon, the 'DoDeca-Dome'...an XPbuff so powerful that an entireprofession can be mastered in a single mission...
...Yet not all is yet lost. A small band ofoutlawed professions, led bythe last remaining Smuggler, has taken up station onthe remote planet of 'Forum'. Crying out to anyone who would listen...strugglingto restore SWG back to its former greatness, andbring sanity to the Devs...
...Music fades, words fade...
SmugglerPie
Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:42 am
#5
And then, the last remaining Smuggler said.....
... I'm not leading you anywhere! If you're not Smuggler, you're CRAP!!!
Now go get me a beer!
RichardBryant
Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:19 am
#6
Trouble is, it won't go anywhere. Let me have a crack at this.
Smuggler; Well, here are folks, the planet Forum. Don't look like much, does it?
Ranger: What are those huge bright flares that keep errupting from the surface?
Smuggler: Those are Flames, kid. You'll see plenty of those. Careful when we land, this place is almost entirely populated by Trolls.
Dancer: Aren't those a Fantasy character?
Smuggler: And you'd call a guy with a sword fending off blaster bolts what, exactly?
Dancer: Good point.
(Planetary Station): Smuggler, you are cleared to land but first you must watch this annoying looping TV ad about people with glowbats
::Smuggler opens forums in a new tab and deletes the orginal tab::
Tailor: Was that an exploit?
Smuggler: Shut up.
--lands ship--
Smuggler: Okay, we're landed. Which forum exactly are we headed for again?
Squad Leader: Let me lead the group?
Fencer: Why?
Squad Leader: Because we'll get bonuses to.. oh no, they nerfed those. Nevermind.
Pistoleer: We should search out Tiggs.
Smuggler: Gimme a break
Pistoleer: But Tiggs rules the planet Forum! She can help us!
Smuggler: "Can", possibly. "Will", almost certainly not. She never has yet.
Armoursmith: Blixtev is often useful. He fixed the Faction Armour bug
Smuggler: And you're the only one who can afford to wear it. Blixtev is no damn' use either.
Musician: You're not exactly very positive, are you?
Smuggler: And you're not exactly very useful, are you?
Musician: Hey, i want to be useful, they nerfed me!
Smuggler: It's people like you giving out 10% XP bonuses that got us in this mess.
Dancer: Leave him alone!
Smuggler: Hey, leave ME alone Your Danciness, smuggling you nerf-magnets in here is the only smuggling i've ever done in three years, i'm probably overexcited. *scowls* At least you can dance.
Medic: Can we decide who to look for, please?
Ranger: Over here looks good... arrgh!
Smuggler: Mind the flames. That's the GCW forum.
Squad Leader: But there is no GCW.
Smuggler: That's why all the fighting is done in there.
Squad Leader: Come on Smuggler, you seem to know this place well
Smuggler: For my sins
Ranger: So who do we look for? I can find them with my tracking- oh no, they nerfed that too.
Smuggler: We seek the lost one. The forgotten one who they keep chained in the basement and make him code jedi content instead of fixing the game as his ancient and hidden prophecies state.
Musician: Why are you talking like that?
Smuggler: Shut up, this is the dramatic bit
Musician: Sorry, go on.
Smuggler: we seek our last and only hope....
Smuggler: Greenmarine!
(...to be axed in favour of EQ3)
Smuggler; Well, here are folks, the planet Forum. Don't look like much, does it?
Ranger: What are those huge bright flares that keep errupting from the surface?
Smuggler: Those are Flames, kid. You'll see plenty of those. Careful when we land, this place is almost entirely populated by Trolls.
Dancer: Aren't those a Fantasy character?
Smuggler: And you'd call a guy with a sword fending off blaster bolts what, exactly?
Dancer: Good point.
(Planetary Station): Smuggler, you are cleared to land but first you must watch this annoying looping TV ad about people with glowbats
::Smuggler opens forums in a new tab and deletes the orginal tab::
Tailor: Was that an exploit?
Smuggler: Shut up.
--lands ship--
Smuggler: Okay, we're landed. Which forum exactly are we headed for again?
Squad Leader: Let me lead the group?
Fencer: Why?
Squad Leader: Because we'll get bonuses to.. oh no, they nerfed those. Nevermind.
Pistoleer: We should search out Tiggs.
Smuggler: Gimme a break
Pistoleer: But Tiggs rules the planet Forum! She can help us!
Smuggler: "Can", possibly. "Will", almost certainly not. She never has yet.
Armoursmith: Blixtev is often useful. He fixed the Faction Armour bug
Smuggler: And you're the only one who can afford to wear it. Blixtev is no damn' use either.
Musician: You're not exactly very positive, are you?
Smuggler: And you're not exactly very useful, are you?
Musician: Hey, i want to be useful, they nerfed me!
Smuggler: It's people like you giving out 10% XP bonuses that got us in this mess.
Dancer: Leave him alone!
Smuggler: Hey, leave ME alone Your Danciness, smuggling you nerf-magnets in here is the only smuggling i've ever done in three years, i'm probably overexcited. *scowls* At least you can dance.
Medic: Can we decide who to look for, please?
Ranger: Over here looks good... arrgh!
Smuggler: Mind the flames. That's the GCW forum.
Squad Leader: But there is no GCW.
Smuggler: That's why all the fighting is done in there.
Squad Leader: Come on Smuggler, you seem to know this place well
Smuggler: For my sins
Ranger: So who do we look for? I can find them with my tracking- oh no, they nerfed that too.
Smuggler: We seek the lost one. The forgotten one who they keep chained in the basement and make him code jedi content instead of fixing the game as his ancient and hidden prophecies state.
Musician: Why are you talking like that?
Smuggler: Shut up, this is the dramatic bit
Musician: Sorry, go on.
Smuggler: we seek our last and only hope....
Smuggler: Greenmarine!
(...to be axed in favour of EQ3)
SmugglerPie
Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:25 am
#7
RichardBryant wrote:
Trouble is, it won't go anywhere. Let me have a crack at this.
Smuggler; Well, here are folks, the planet Forum. Don't look like much, does it?
Ranger: What are those huge bright flares that keep errupting from the surface?
Smuggler: Those are Flames, kid. You'll see plenty of those. Careful when we land, this place is almost entirely populated by Trolls.
Dancer: Aren't those a Fantasy character?
Smuggler: And you'd call a guy with a sword fending off blaster bolts what, exactly?
Dancer: Good point.
(Planetary Station): Smuggler, you are cleared to land but first you must watch this annoying looping TV ad about people with glowbats
::Smuggler opens forums in a new tab and deletes the orginal tab::
Tailor: Was that an exploit?
Smuggler: Shut up.
--lands ship--
Smuggler: Okay, we're landed. Which forum exactly are we headed for again?
Squad Leader: Let me lead the group?
Fencer: Why?
Squad Leader: Because we'll get bonuses to.. oh no, they nerfed those. Nevermind.
Pistoleer: We should search out Tiggs.
Smuggler: Gimme a break
Pistoleer: But Tiggs rules the planet Forum! She can help us!
Smuggler: "Can", possibly. "Will", almost certainly not. She never has yet.
Armoursmith: Blixtev is often useful. He fixed the Faction Armour bug
Smuggler: And you're the only one who can afford to wear it. Blixtev is no damn' use either.
Musician: You're not exactly very positive, are you?
Smuggler: And you're not exactly very useful, are you?
Musician: Hey, i want to be useful, they nerfed me!
Smuggler: It's people like you giving out 10% XP bonuses that got us in this mess.
Dancer: Leave him alone!
Smuggler: Hey, leave ME alone Your Danciness, smuggling you nerf-magnets in here is the only smuggling i've ever done in three years, i'm probably overexcited. *scowls* At least you can dance.
Medic: Can we decide who to look for, please?
Ranger: Over here looks good... arrgh!
Smuggler: Mind the flames. That's the GCW forum.
Squad Leader: But there is no GCW.
Smuggler: That's why all the fighting is done in there.
Squad Leader: Come on Smuggler, you seem to know this place well
Smuggler: For my sins
Ranger: So who do we look for? I can find them with my tracking- oh no, they nerfed that too.
Smuggler: We seek the lost one. The forgotten one who they keep chained in the basement and make him code jedi content instead of fixing the game as his ancient and hidden prophecies state.
Musician: Why are you talking like that?
Smuggler: Shut up, this is the dramatic bit
Musician: Sorry, go on.
Smuggler: we seek our last and only hope....
Smuggler: Greenmarine!
(...to be axed in favour of EQ3)
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Well done!
/applaud
Ferrer_Roberts
Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:48 am
#8
I dont post much but I had to on this thread, I must say thanks to the player who started this thread and Richards addition. Its cheered me up no end
The linkshould be copied to other proff forums to brighten their day.
Ferrer Roberts - FCORP
MSmug/MSwords
Cash Faction
"The areas secure" - Lt Gorman.
EmonOkari
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:06 am
#9
RichardBryant wrote:
Trouble is, it won't go anywhere. Let me have a crack at this.
Smuggler; Well, here are folks, the planet Forum. Don't look like much, does it?
Ranger: What are those huge bright flares that keep errupting from the surface?
Smuggler: Those are Flames, kid. You'll see plenty of those. Careful when we land, this place is almost entirely populated by Trolls.
Dancer: Aren't those a Fantasy character?
Smuggler: And you'd call a guy with a sword fending off blaster bolts what, exactly?
Dancer: Good point.
(Planetary Station): Smuggler, you are cleared to land but first you must watch this annoying looping TV ad about people with glowbats
::Smuggler opens forums in a new tab and deletes the orginal tab::
Tailor: Was that an exploit?
Smuggler: Shut up.
--lands ship--
Smuggler: Okay, we're landed. Which forum exactly are we headed for again?
Squad Leader: Let me lead the group?
Fencer: Why?
Squad Leader: Because we'll get bonuses to.. oh no, they nerfed those. Nevermind.
Pistoleer: We should search out Tiggs.
Smuggler: Gimme a break
Pistoleer: But Tiggs rules the planet Forum! She can help us!
Smuggler: "Can", possibly. "Will", almost certainly not. She never has yet.
Armoursmith: Blixtev is often useful. He fixed the Faction Armour bug
Smuggler: And you're the only one who can afford to wear it. Blixtev is no damn' use either.
Musician: You're not exactly very positive, are you?
Smuggler: And you're not exactly very useful, are you?
Musician: Hey, i want to be useful, they nerfed me!
Smuggler: It's people like you giving out 10% XP bonuses that got us in this mess.
Dancer: Leave him alone!
Smuggler: Hey, leave ME alone Your Danciness, smuggling you nerf-magnets in here is the only smuggling i've ever done in three years, i'm probably overexcited. *scowls* At least you can dance.
Medic: Can we decide who to look for, please?
Ranger: Over here looks good... arrgh!
Smuggler: Mind the flames. That's the GCW forum.
Squad Leader: But there is no GCW.
Smuggler: That's why all the fighting is done in there.
Squad Leader: Come on Smuggler, you seem to know this place well
Smuggler: For my sins
Ranger: So who do we look for? I can find them with my tracking- oh no, they nerfed that too.
Smuggler: We seek the lost one. The forgotten one who they keep chained in the basement and make him code jedi content instead of fixing the game as his ancient and hidden prophecies state.
Musician: Why are you talking like that?
Smuggler: Shut up, this is the dramatic bit
Musician: Sorry, go on.
Smuggler: we seek our last and only hope....
Smuggler: Greenmarine!
(...to be axed in favour of EQ3)
Excellent! That brought tears to my eyes. Wait, those were already there... 
WesBelden
Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:32 am
#10
Rofl
lol, that mightn't be too far from the truth
As for the ancient prophecy, I think reality got in the way of that one
/sad-panda
RichardBryant wrote:
Smuggler: Mind the flames. That's the GCW forum.
Squad Leader: But there is no GCW.
Smuggler: That's why all the fighting is done in there.
lol, that mightn't be too far from the truth
As for the ancient prophecy, I think reality got in the way of that one
/sad-panda
Saarek
Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:23 am
#11
The truth has'nt been so elequantly put since, well, Her Royal Hawtness.
You all know who I mean.
Jaxston
Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:49 am
#12
Omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was to funny Richard.........awesome.....totally awesome!!!!
I love being a smuggler......well cept the part about not being able to smuggle....
Kharast
Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:12 am
#13
Squad Leader: Let me lead the group?
Fencer: Why?
so very true. i see this all the time on dant. i group almost exclusively w/ guildies now.
Musician: Hey, i want to be useful, they nerfed me!
Smuggler: It's people like you giving out 10% XP bonuses that got us in this mess.
Dancer: Leave him alone!
Smuggler: Hey, leave ME alone Your Danciness, smuggling you nerf-magnets in here is the only smuggling i've ever done in three years, i'm probably overexcited. *scowls* At least you can dance.
we SL's feel your pain. we dont have squads to lead, even though grouping is an integral part of the game.
very nice job, richard. you should use this in an acting event.
Kharast Tentolver
Master Squad Leader...and LOVING IT!!
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