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maxtheusher

Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:41 pm

Help the human's about to excape
Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape
( gasp) He Can Talk
( gasp) He Can Talk
( gasp) He Can Talk
( gasp) He Can Talk
( gasp) He Can Talk
( gasp) He Can Talk
( gasp) He Can Talk
I Can Sing!!!
Ooo Help Me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy
I want a second opinion.
You're also lazy.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can.
Well I couldn't before.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius

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Spec-Ops

Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:59 pm

#2

... aight

DoltanReibisch

MasterSmuggler

CaptainoftheRogueEnforcer

Gorath

"DestroyallthatisEvil,soallthatisGoodmayflourish"

Zhagadska

Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:13 pm

#3

ahhh, good 'ol Troy McClure. you may know him from such forums as "SWG", or "Asherons Call - We still play this?"

InVictus Kell - Smuggler for Life
Started: Beta 2
Retired : 1-27-06

It's been fun...

Antonnio

Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:29 pm

#4

Next on MacGyver...
.... MacGyver ....
.... MacGyver ....
.... MacGyver ....

Aunt Selma has One hour to live!
Hey, Down in front!

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eSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmu  | For Profit Only
ggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggle  | *   *   *
r4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4Li  |  
feSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSm  | My Holonet Page
uggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggl  |
er4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4L  | We're made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

Jaer_Allanon

Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:09 pm

#5

Yer supposed to sell it, not smoke it Bro!

Quote of the day:

GuiltySparkKauri

commenting on the benefits of loyalty to SOE:
Maybe they'll get a new vehicle in the shape of a big butt.

Mac_Leod

Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:27 pm

#6

Secret Dev Memo part 2:

Can you name the truck with 4-wheel drive,
Smells like a steak and seats thirty five?
Canyonero, Canyonero.
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero, Canyonero (Hey, hey!)

(The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.)

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride.
Canyonero, Canyonero.
Top of the line in utility sports.
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero, Canyonero.
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams.
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
Canyonero, Canyonero.
Yah! Yah, Canyonero! Whoa! Whoa Canyonero! Whoa!

Message Edited by Mac_Leod on 07-21-2005 01:29 AM

MacLeod Hunting & Freelance Cargo Delivery

Connor' MacLeod, Proprieter
Loyal soldier of RATGWNIWNU

maxtheusher

Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:53 am

#7

Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
Just be a Jedi tonight!
Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.
Uh, and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the
other puppets ...
Luke, be a Jedi tonight!

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Saarek

Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:09 am

#8

dear lord...

why did Phil Hartman have to die?

the world is a darker place without you mate.

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M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

egbertvanloenen

Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:13 pm

#9

2 words and 1 letter: What the F...

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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201

maxtheusher

Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:14 am

#10

Captain Carl on PeeWee's Playhouse, Mr. Wilson on Dennis the Menace...

Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz, Bill Mcneal, Bill Clinton, Frankenstein, The list goes on and on

And, of course:

Announcer: [ over SUPER ] "One hundred thousand years ago, a caveman was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then went to law school and became.. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

Jingle: "He used to be a caveman,
but now he's a lawyer.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!"

Announcer: Brought to you by.. Gas Plus - actually gives you gas, for those times when you feel like being the joker; and by National Escort Services - if we don't get a prostitute to your door in 15 minutes, you don't pay; and by Happy Fun Ball - still legal in 16 states - it's legal, it's fun, it's Happy Fun Ball! And now, tonight's episode of "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer".

[ open on interior, courtroom, the Judge banging her gavel ]

Judge: Mr. Cirroc, are you ready to give your summation?

Cirroc: [ stepping out] It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.. and, yes, I'm ready. [ approaches the jury box ] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

Judge: The jury will now retire to deliberate.

Jury Foreman: [ standing ] Your Honor.. we don't need to retire. Cirroc's words are just as true now as they were in his time. We give him the full amount.

[ the jury applauds Cirroc ]

Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc?

Cirroc: [ cell phone to his ear ] Hang on a second.. [ to the judge ] I-I'm sorry, your Honor. I was listening to the magic voices coming out of this strange modern invention! [ smiles maliciously to the camera ]

Announcer: This has been "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer". Join us next week for another episode. Here's a scene.

[ cut to Cirroc and his caveman family standing before a podium at a political rally ]

Cirroc: Thank you! Thank you very much, thank you! First of all, let me say how happy I am to be your nominee for the United States Senate! [ applause ] You know.. thank you.. I don't really understand your Congress, or your system of checks and balances.. because, as I said during the campaign - I'm just a caveman! I fell on some ice, and later got thawed out by scientists. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capitol Gains Tax. Thank you!

Announcer: Next time, on "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer".

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maxtheusher

Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:17 am

#11

It's not my fault I double posted

Message Edited by maxtheusher on 07-21-2005 03:17 PM

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