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Thread: A joke anyone?

JiganSterling
Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:28 am
#1
What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep?


Roamin' Catholic



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Nerro
Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:28 am
#2
rofl, get that off a special edition Jesus Laffy Taffy wrapper?!



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JiganSterling
Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:32 am
#3
lol...nah I heard that joke many many moons ago...



here's another-


What do you call a nun that has had a sex change?


Trans-sister


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Jigan Sterling
Master Smuggler/Master Commando
Smuggler Alliance Ace Pilot
M'hael of the Pirates of Obroa-skai
Captain of the Cha Faile
Proud member of The Syndicate
Member of The Tribe Multi-game community
www.thetribeclan.com


gomi321
Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:40 am
#4

how do you get a nun pregnant?



*edit* her

Message Edited by gomi321 on 09-15-2004 02:41 PM



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JiganSterling
Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:55 am
#5
these 2 guys were out walking their dogs. It was pretty hot outside and both men were thirsty.


They walk up to this bar.


First guy: "hey man, let's go inside and get a drink"

second guy: "Naw, we can't man there are no pets allowed"

first guy: "just follow my lead"


The first guy walks into the bar in his sunglasses and walking his dog

Bartender: "hey man, there are no pets allowed"

First guy: "Sir I am blind and this is my seeing eye dog"


The bartender looks down at the man's german shepard and says "Ok man sorry about that, have a seat."


Soon the second man comes into the bar with his sunglasses while walking his dog.

Bartender: "hey man, there are no pets allowed"

second guy: "Sir I am blind and this is my seeing eye dog"


The bartender looks down at the man's dog and says "your seeing eye dog is a Chihuahua?"


The second man looks surprised and yells: "What!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"


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Jigan Sterling
Master Smuggler/Master Commando
Smuggler Alliance Ace Pilot
M'hael of the Pirates of Obroa-skai
Captain of the Cha Faile
Proud member of The Syndicate
Member of The Tribe Multi-game community
www.thetribeclan.com


Nicolas_Frost
Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:45 pm
#6
Good one Zulu!

Two here:

A man walked into a bar and said "OW!".

/grimace



Now for the really bad one....

Smuggler Revamp...

/cry



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CorellianCowboy
Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:04 am
#7
So this Bothan walks into a bar carrying a gnort...



Col. Dusty Duneroller
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Zandergeef
Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:33 am
#8

Here is my bad joke of the day...



What do you tell a women with two black eyes?










Nothing you already told her twice.



ps I know its a bad joke but I love it





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ZuluShin
Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:48 am
#9
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her br*ast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your br*ast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.
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