Smuggler Archive
Thread: How to Grind Master Smuggler in Five Simple Steps
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Makris
Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:52 am
#1
This has been verified by a mass of veterans. They went through so many steps of grinding through countless hours to get this prestigous title.
One anonymous veteran said this: "I can't believe it is that simple. I spent so much time and I come up with the same results as you. And it only took you 15 minutes."
That's right! 15 minutes!
You can Grind to Master Smuggler by following these steps:
1. Read the FAQ and other posts from our favorite veterans (10 minutes)
2. Give your ideas on how Smuggler could be better (2 minutes)
3. Unbutton your pants (1 minute or less)
4. Bend over (1 minute or less)
5. Cringe and think happy thoughts as the inevitable happens (1 minute or more)
And that's it! You'll be let down like the rest of us. No sense spending endless hours to get to this point. Just point, click and drop your drawers!
***The writer of this post is not liable for any expenses incurred at sanity clinics, mental hospitals and will not be responsible for anycrimes related to Star Wars Galaxies™ employees. The preceding was not in any way connected to feelings of regret, bitterness, foulness of mood, denial, outrage, sarcasm, anger, shame, or absolute lack of dignity by a company who makes empty promises.
Message Edited by Makris on 10-20-2005 10:53 AM
BarneyIX
Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:54 pm
#5
Is there a less sticky way?
*Sigh*
/GrabsLube
/Assumestheposition
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